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  • Matt Manser
    1

    Matt Manser is a writer/comedian based in Los Angeles.  He is the head writer for "Big News," a weekly topical sketch show at IO West, writes sketches for shows at the UCB Theater, and writes videos for UCBComedy.com.  Oh, and he has also written for CMT's "Trick My Truck."

  • Snuffy Johnson
    2

    Snuffy Johnson was born the son of poor parents in Queens, then opened a chain of dry-cleaning stores on the East side of Manhattan.  He has been married to his wife Weezy for almost thirty years, and they have a son, Lionel, who disappointed him by marrying the daughter of the honky next door.

  • Worm Miller
    3

    In 1957, Worm tragically drowned at camp while counselors were inconsiderately having sex. Or so everyone thought. Ambiguously undead, Worm vengefully returned decades later and has been happily killing sexy idiots ever since. He's fought Corey Feldman and Freddy Krueger and gone into space. He hopes someday to fight Michael Meyers and a Predator.

  • Clem Rorsch
    4

    Clem Rorsch aka Ryan Sandoval is a writer and comedian based in Los Angeles, with articles published in Hustler, Slap Skateboard Magazine, and Surf Shot Digital Magazine, for which he also acts as copy editor. He contributes regularly to Mad Atoms, and writes and directs videos for the online sketch collective weaknights.com

  • Hillel Aron
    5

    Hillel enjoys playing racquetball, eating steak, and reading about the American civil war. You can follow him on the twitter, or find him on the facebook and tell him how funny he is.

  • Becky Bain
    6

    Becky likes to scuba dive, sky dive, make movies, drink fancy wine and travel. But all of those hobbies are pretty expensive, so she usually just sticks to writing. Words are cheap.

  • Katie Ward
    7

    Katie F. Ward has lived in a bunch of places so, she roots for several different football teams and has a ranking system only she can understand. She tries to eat organic food, but hasn't ruled out Restylane. She loves Jay-Z, Jeff Buckley, and Celine Dion equally. Oh, and she's a hott mess. Seriously.

  • POLITICALLY ERECT
    YOU’RE GROUNDED. IN NEBRASKA. FOREVER.
    21 November 2008 / Writer: Katie Ward / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    Now is not the time to screw up.
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    BROWN-RIHANNA WORSE THAN MCCAIN-PALIN
    24 October 2008 / Writer: Katie Ward / Artist: Sean Metcalf
    At least McCain doesn't sing songs about his lobbyist sponsors.(Just bomb-bomb-bombing Iran)
  • HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
    MY HERO, CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER
    23 January 2009 / Writer: Katie Ward / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    You've made it so much easier to spot douchebags.
  • POLITICALLY ERECT
    WHAT RECESSION?
    10 March 2009 / Writer: Katie Ward / Artist: Robert Carter
    Descending a tax bracket is like falling off a bike.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    HOMEMADE IPHONE APPS
    04 February 2009 / Writer: Katie Ward / Artist: Serena Larsen
    Features you won’t hear about in the store.
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    OOMPA LOOMPA DISCRIMINATION
    02 December 2008 / Writer: Katie Ward / Artist: Roxie Vizcarra
    If you are wise, you’ll listen to me.
  • HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
    PILLAGING THE 80’S
    19 November 2008 / Writer: Katie Ward / Artist: Daria Emily
    Not everything from our childhood is cool, ironic, or up for grabs.
  • Kirk Pynchon
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    Kirk Pynchon was born a poor black child. He enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid. He also listens to Tito Puente albums until four in the morning.  In his spare time Kirk enjoys ripping off lines from movies and pretending they are his own.

  • Bob Schriner
    9

    Stories of Bob Schriner conjure images of a man whose pranks and scams are a blend of crime, audacity and high comedy. For years people debated whether he was a fictional character. MadAtoms has found him and given him a safe house in the Hollywood hills.

  • Alex D. Reid
    10

    Alex D. Reid flosses every night and likes reading about serial killers.  Contact him here.