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  • Matt Manser
    1

    Matt Manser is a writer/comedian based in Los Angeles.  He is the head writer for "Big News," a weekly topical sketch show at IO West, writes sketches for shows at the UCB Theater, and writes videos for UCBComedy.com.  Oh, and he has also written for CMT's "Trick My Truck."

  • Snuffy Johnson
    2

    Snuffy Johnson was born the son of poor parents in Queens, then opened a chain of dry-cleaning stores on the East side of Manhattan.  He has been married to his wife Weezy for almost thirty years, and they have a son, Lionel, who disappointed him by marrying the daughter of the honky next door.

  • Worm Miller
    3

    In 1957, Worm tragically drowned at camp while counselors were inconsiderately having sex. Or so everyone thought. Ambiguously undead, Worm vengefully returned decades later and has been happily killing sexy idiots ever since. He's fought Corey Feldman and Freddy Krueger and gone into space. He hopes someday to fight Michael Meyers and a Predator.

  • Clem Rorsch
    4

    Clem Rorsch aka Ryan Sandoval is a writer and comedian based in Los Angeles, with articles published in Hustler, Slap Skateboard Magazine, and Surf Shot Digital Magazine, for which he also acts as copy editor. He contributes regularly to Mad Atoms, and writes and directs videos for the online sketch collective weaknights.com

  • Hillel Aron
    5

    Hillel enjoys playing racquetball, eating steak, and reading about the American civil war. You can follow him on the twitter, or find him on the facebook and tell him how funny he is.

  • Becky Bain
    6

    Becky likes to scuba dive, sky dive, make movies, drink fancy wine and travel. But all of those hobbies are pretty expensive, so she usually just sticks to writing. Words are cheap.

  • Katie Ward
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    Katie F. Ward has lived in a bunch of places so, she roots for several different football teams and has a ranking system only she can understand. She tries to eat organic food, but hasn't ruled out Restylane. She loves Jay-Z, Jeff Buckley, and Celine Dion equally. Oh, and she's a hott mess. Seriously.

  • Kirk Pynchon
    8

    Kirk Pynchon was born a poor black child. He enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid. He also listens to Tito Puente albums until four in the morning.  In his spare time Kirk enjoys ripping off lines from movies and pretending they are his own.

  • Bob Schriner
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    Stories of Bob Schriner conjure images of a man whose pranks and scams are a blend of crime, audacity and high comedy. For years people debated whether he was a fictional character. MadAtoms has found him and given him a safe house in the Hollywood hills.

  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    HOUSE PARTY!
    11 July 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Saddo
    If you can’t be part of the problem or the solution, be party to the race riot.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    CREDIT CRUNCH
    25 November 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Mathiole
    If money is so tight, why are they giving unsolicited credit cards to fake people?
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    HOMESICK
    20 May 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Nathan Bob Jones
    Having recently moved I am forced to replace my favorite restaurants with ones in my new town.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    WAL-MART, I SAVED SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU KNOW
    03 October 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Aidan
    How the business model of the world’s largest retailer is an invitation for shoplifting.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    THE BLEACH THAT WON’T FADE YOUR JEANS
    24 October 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Mathiole
    How to get your local supermarket to buy you a new suit. Or a trip to Paris.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    MY FIRST DAY IN LA
    18 July 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Geoff Moore
    But you gave it to me…so how could I steal it?
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    A TASTE OF POVERTY
    14 January 2009 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Damien C.
    How I ate for free for three months with no income.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL…
    29 July 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Miss Kelly Ann Doll
    If you hate me, you are really going to hate your new voicemail greeting.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    HELLO?…OPERATOR?
    17 March 2009 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Mylene Chung
    I just called to waste your time.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    WIN YOUR VERY OWN RASCAL SCOOTER!
    21 January 2009 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Federico Esquinca
    How to make assholes regret marketing efforts that trick the elderly.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    THE OLD COLLEGE TRY
    11 August 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Geoff Moore
    ...to fuck the system.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    CANNED FOOD FOR THE NEEDY
    13 November 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Igor Ken
    How a boy beat being grounded and tormented his father with charity work.
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    TASTELESS THAI TURNS INTO HIGH COMEDY…
    29 August 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Derek Erdman
    With a random Fabio sighting.
  • Alex D. Reid
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    Alex D. Reid flosses every night and likes reading about serial killers.  Contact him here.