Ryan usually sleeps, eats and poops at least once a day. He likes to make jokes, which usually involve a sexual organ of some sort since that's far easier than coming up with something original. On the weekends he enjoys exposing himself in the ball pit at McDonald's Play Places.
Bryce Wissel
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Bryce Wissel is an actor and writer. He relocated to Los Angeles after five years of performing improv and stand-up comedy in Chicago (and across the country). He grew up in the Midwest, in a white, upper-middle class family, so you and he would probably have a lot to talk about.
Ben Siemon
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Ben drove from Phoenix to LA in a 2006 puke-green Pontiac Vibe, and never looked back. Ben is a writer, improviser, and performer that can be seen weekly at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre LA. Ben also contributes to the Black Eyed Peas website "DipDive.com", and has a nose that is probably bigger than yours.
Chase Darren
24
Chase's hobbies/accomplishments include, weaving miniature baskets out of cornhusks, falling in love with fictional television characters, captaining imaginary cheerleading squads, collecting jumping dolphin figurines, hosting Tupperware infomercials, brewing beer in her own backyard and extreme stage-diving. She’s also a pathological liar.
Amanda Egge
25
Amanda Egge is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles. She is also really cute. If you would like to support her career she is looking for a sponsor/sugar daddy. She probably will not sleep with you (unless you are also really cute,) but she promises many laughs and inappropriate jokes in exchange for paying her Visa bill.
Kristin Wong
26
Kristin Wong is a talented and good-looking writer who definitely did not write this in third person. Her guilty pleasures are 2 Live Crew and Lolcats. In addition to her writing endeavors, Kristin is also an enthusiastic and dedicated professional (wrestler).
Johnny Highland
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Johnny Highland was raised in Orange County and officially moved into the Heart of Darkness (LA) in 2003. He writes and produces comedy videos for the Internet, which is impressive because it's not like anyone can do that. He spends his days working on a late night talk show, and watches an unfortunate amount of reality TV.
Sabrina Cognata
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Sabrina Cognata is a writer and a thinker. Since thinking and writing pays next to nothing she opted to fuck her way to the top. Tragically, she only fucks muscle heads and miscreants. Her big plans for 2009 are writing and Brazilian AIDS
Emerson Dameron
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Emerson Dameron grew up in Nebo, North Carolina. He lives in Los Angeles. He enjoys writing, comedy, neon and cats. He is an ordained minister, and performs weddings and exorcisms at reasonable rates. His piss contains flakes of real gold.
POLITICALLY ERECT
KNOW YOUR RIGHT WINGERS
10 March 2010 / Writer:
Emerson Dameron
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Here come the angry Ron Paul supporters...
POLITICALLY ERECT
I WAS A PINT-SIZED RELIGIOUS FANATIC
22 June 2009 / Writer:
Emerson Dameron
/ Artist:
Björn Terlegård
Rollin’ with the big pimp.
POLITICALLY ERECT
LIBERTARIANS: A FIELD GUIDE
07 May 2009 / Writer:
Emerson Dameron
/ Artist:
Forrest Lucero
A world of wonks and wankers.
THUG LIFE
DRUG ADS OF THE FUTURE
31 December 2009 / Writer:
Emerson Dameron
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
In honor of 2010...
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
DRUG ABUSE CHEAT SHEET
08 June 2009 / Writer:
Emerson Dameron
/ Artist:
Jan Cain
Never been high? Still want to be cool? You’re in luck.
SPLOOGED
EXCUSES WHY HE CAN’T GET IT UP
25 January 2010 / Writer:
Emerson Dameron
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Just give me 5 more minutes. I swear it'll come back!
ALL FOR ROFL
BRING BACK THE SUPERSOAKER
10 February 2009 / Writer:
Emerson Dameron
/ Artist:
Erik Simkins
How gadgets ruined partying.
LIVING THE DREAM
YOU’LL NEVER BE FUNNY WITHOUT IT
24 February 2009 / Writer:
Emerson Dameron
/ Artist:
Greg Hanson
A Clip-n-Save comedy school cheat sheet.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
HOLLYWOOD HORSESHIT HIT LIST
17 December 2008 / Writer:
Emerson Dameron
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Forbidden phrases, and what they really mean.
Bob Schriner
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Stories of Bob Schriner conjure images of a man whose pranks and scams are a blend of crime, audacity and high comedy. For years people debated whether he was a fictional character. MadAtoms has found him and given him a safe house in the Hollywood hills.