Mark Harris is the token black guy and is good at it. After all, he's been the token black guy writing for websites like PopMatters, About.com, Napster, and even his own site, BlackHorrorMovies.com. So, don't any of you ambitious Negroes get any ideas about invading his turf; there can be only one.
Alex D. Reid
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Alex D. Reid flosses every night and likes reading about serial killers. Contact him here.
Jack McCready
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Jack likes beer, Heavy Metal, and weird porn – usually in that order. He is a part time actor and a mediocre screenwriter. Most days (and nights) he feels like a two dollar whore on nickel night – and likes it.
S.H. Blannelberry
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Born on the 4th of July, S.H. Blannelberry was once a swinger of birches. Until the forest burned down. And, although his Fireworks Display Operator Certification has been unceremoniously revoked following the accident, he still retains his manhood (in a glass jar, on his nightstand).
Amanda Egge
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Amanda Egge is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles. She is also really cute. If you would like to support her career she is looking for a sponsor/sugar daddy. She probably will not sleep with you (unless you are also really cute,) but she promises many laughs and inappropriate jokes in exchange for paying her Visa bill.
Matt Manser
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Matt Manser is a writer/comedian based in Los Angeles. He is the head writer for "Big News," a weekly topical sketch show at IO West, writes sketches for shows at the UCB Theater, and writes videos for UCBComedy.com. Oh, and he has also written for CMT's "Trick My Truck."
R. Will Burns
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Ryan usually sleeps, eats and poops at least once a day. He likes to make jokes, which usually involve a sexual organ of some sort since that's far easier than coming up with something original. On the weekends he enjoys exposing himself in the ball pit at McDonald's Play Places.
Matt Shirley
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Matt Shirley spends most of his time composing tweets and then blaming his lack of followers on Twitter infrastructure instability and Gary Busey. Matt likes pizza but hates mean people, and excels at two things: 1) writing bios and 2) lying to himself.
Sabrina Cognata
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Sabrina Cognata is a writer and a thinker. Since thinking and writing pays next to nothing she opted to fuck her way to the top. Tragically, she only fucks muscle heads and miscreants. Her big plans for 2009 are writing and Brazilian AIDS
Hulga West
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Hulga West is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a burrito. She was once employed filling test tubes with DNA from rat testicles. And she liked it.
