Mad Atoms

Randy Crenshaw's largely foolish belief that he will succeed in this industry stems entirely from a single incident in high school where he came up with the exact premise to Quantum Leap without ever having seen an episode of that show. He's been to the top of both the real Eiffel Tower in Paris and the ½ scale replica in Las Vegas.

Katie F. Ward has lived in a bunch of places so, she roots for several different football teams and has a ranking system only she can understand. She tries to eat organic food, but hasn't ruled out Restylane. She loves Jay-Z, Jeff Buckley, and Celine Dion equally. Oh, and she's a hott mess. Seriously.

Martha considers writing for this site to be her real job, which earns her just enough to pay her friends to hang out with her and listen to her constantly whine and complain about dudes in LA and not having a real "real job." She is extremely good-looking.

Annie Kerns is an aspiring actress/writer from Macon, Ga. She believes dreams CAN come true in Hollywood, especially if you’ve got a trust fund. She’s open to the possibility of leprechauns. If she ever finds and traps one, she’s gonna negotiate one hellava trust fund.

Lane Hicks is dead.

Sam Winkler was raised by wolves in the foothills of Kentucky.  He previously worked for another giant studio's online comedy venture which briefly nurtured his dreams before taking a dump on them.  He also just started riding a bike to work, a fact that he annoyingly brings up in conversation about every two minutes.

Greg Merrick is a semi-professional smart aleck who also specializes in parallel parking and knowing when to quit. He has written for the Onion News Network and his own websites - NewsMutiny.com and ChuurchOfApathy.com

Alice White moved to Hollywood from New York to find new things to make fun of. Since she is a fair person, she also sings to serve as fodder for people to make fun of her. When not doing either, she’s probably sleeping.

Please excuse Taylor from gym today as she is not feeling well.

Sincerely,
Taylor's mother.

Brittney Barrett was slated to compete in the 1996 Olympic Games. Early murmurs of an ice dancing victory came to a screeching halt when a tragic dog sled incident rendered her unfit to compete. Now she’s here.