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  • Worm Miller
    1

    In 1957, Worm tragically drowned at camp while counselors were inconsiderately having sex. Or so everyone thought. Ambiguously undead, Worm vengefully returned decades later and has been happily killing sexy idiots ever since. He's fought Corey Feldman and Freddy Krueger and gone into space. He hopes someday to fight Michael Meyers and a Predator.

  • Tim Saccardo
    2

    Tim Saccardo is an LA-based comedy writer, director, and improviser. His credits include the TBS sitcom 10 Items or Less, the Huffington Post's Wikipedia parody site Dickipedia.org, and MTV's upcoming animated sketch show Popzilla. He also frequently writes and performs at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and their website UCBcomedy.com

  • Becky Bain
    3

    Becky likes to scuba dive, sky dive, make movies, drink fancy wine and travel. But all of those hobbies are pretty expensive, so she usually just sticks to writing. Words are cheap.

  • Hillel Aron
    4

    Hillel enjoys playing racquetball, eating steak, and reading about the American civil war. You can see him write about politics at www.dipdive.com. You can also find him on facebook and tell him how funny he is.

  • Geoffrey Golden
    5

    Geoffrey began his life watching The Muppets, and he'll die watching The Muppets.  He's written for Cracked, Warner Bros., the New York Television Festival, and has his own site called Trophy Bomb.  He loves both Capcom and Marvel equally, and wonders why they have to fight so much?

  • ALL FOR ROFL
    KNOW YOUR OBSCURE STAR WARS QUOTES
    06 January 2010 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Jonathan Brazeau
    In case you someday meet a hot nerd?
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    AN AMERICAN’S GUIDE TO THE BEST BRITCOMS
    04 February 2010 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Jonathan Brazeau
    A must for comedy nerds.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    MAD MEN X-MEN MASH-UP, PART 1
    05 November 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Jordan Monsell
    It's like mixing Jay-Z and the Beatles, except totally not.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    THE FICKLE FINGER OF STUMBLEUPON
    11 March 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Michal Tokarczuk
    She's a cruel mistress indeed.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    KNOW YOUR INTERNET CULTS
    20 May 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    Because identifying that they're a cult is the first step to completely ignoring them.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    MAD MEN X-MEN MASH-UP, PART 2
    10 November 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Jordan Monsell
    Let the angry nerd comments begin!
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    FACEBOOK, TWITTER, OR MYSPACE
    21 August 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    A venn diagram to waste your time.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    HIP-HOP DANCING IS TOTALLY “GHEY”
    18 March 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Elena Savitskaya
    The gym has a long history of lying to people.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    SO YOUR MOM IS ON FACEBOOK
    15 June 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Tréo
    You just got a friend request from your mom. Impossible? No, very possible. It happened to me!
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    #WHENTWITTERISDOWN
    10 September 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Jordan Monsell
    Everybody panic!
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    THE GREATEST FACEBOOK APPLICATION
    01 October 2008 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Veliça
    Would destroy all other facebook applications.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    AN AMERICAN NERD IN PARIS
    13 May 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Clayton Hauck
    A fish out of nerd water story.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    MAD MEN X-MEN MASH-UP, PART 3
    17 November 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Jordan Monsell
    Let's see how many other sites take credit for this one!
  • THE ROAD TO COMIC-CON
    HOW TO SNEAK INTO COMIC-CON
    04 June 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    This article is part 1 of our "Road To Comic-Con" series, getting you ready for the nerdiest week of your life.
  • MADATOMS PERSONALS
    GENERATION SEX TECH
    27 March 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Maurizio Fantini
    Women should be banned from using digital cameras.
  • SPLOOGED
    5 REASONS TO PAY FOR INTERNET PORN
    15 October 2008 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Kalif Banane
    This is not an anti-piracy ad.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    NERRRRDS!
    25 September 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Jordan Monsell
    Let's just say the movie "Nerds" wouldn't translate very well if remade today.
  • HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
    NOW I HATE COLLEGE
    30 March 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Roxie Vizcarra
    Thank you Asher Roth for putting hip-hop out of its misery.
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    WHERE WILL CONAN LAND?
    28 January 2010 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Jordan Monsell
    Watch out for those local affiliates!
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    THE FIVE GAYEST SUPERHEROES
    26 March 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Juarez Ricci
    Already exist. You're not treading new ground, Stan Lee.
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    THE SECRET ORIGINS OF CALVIN AND HOBBES
    05 August 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Sean Metcalf
    A riveting expose!
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    KINDLES: ARE THEY GOOD?
    14 April 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Hailey Jones
    Should I be spending even more of my life staring at a screen?
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    AT AGE 26, I’M STILL A CHILD
    27 February 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Zdenko Petrovski
    Maybe I suffer from Benjamn Button disease?
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    SPAM COMMENTS ARE SWELL
    28 May 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Apachennov
    You'll attract more douchebags with honey than vinegar.
  • POLITICALLY ERECT
    LET’S MERGE THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS
    04 December 2008 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Rubens LP
    Does anyone seriously do any work in mid-December??
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    WRESTLING IS FOR DORKS
    08 January 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Luuk Vermeyden
    A place where World of Warcraft meets anabolic steroids.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    ADDICTED TO BLOG STATS
    11 December 2008 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    Is there rehab for Google Analytics?
  • POLITICALLY ERECT
    UNEMPLOYED IS THE NEW EMPLOYED
    03 April 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Xavier Lewis
    Poor is the new fedora.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    FACEBOOK INVITE RUINED
    26 January 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Crina PRIDA
    Why does everyone have to be an Internet naysayer?
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    THE GOLDEN AGE OF PIZZA
    13 February 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    Has the pizza era ended?
  • THE ROAD TO COMIC-CON
    NO MONEY FOR A HOTEL?
    16 June 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    This article is part 2 of our "Road To Comic-Con" series, getting you ready for the nerdiest week of your life.
  • THE ROAD TO COMIC-CON
    READ THE DAMN EVENTS SCHEDULE
    07 July 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    This article is part 3 of our "Road To Comic-Con" series, getting you ready for the nerdiest week of your life.
  • POLITICALLY ERECT
    WALL STREET AND MAIN STREET CAN BOTH SUCK A DICK
    08 October 2008 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Viron
    Because stupid catch phrases aren't helping anyone.
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    IF APATOW MADE GHOSTBUSTERS 3
    31 March 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Edwin Servaas
    It's not going to happen. But what if it did?
  • BIGGIE VS. TUPAC
    SHUT UP ABOUT MISSING “THE SEASONS”
    20 November 2008 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Geoff Moore
    I'm from the East Coast. Winter sucks.
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    ENROLLING AT LOONIVERSITY
    09 April 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Anna Cywińska
    How to become a cartoon character...
  • Michelle Lewis
    6

    Michelle was raised in the South, where she was taught "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." So, instead, she writes.

  • Rick Paulas
    7

    Rick Paulas has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN The Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, and other nonsensically-named websites. In short: If you'll pay, he'll write.

  • Kirk Pynchon
    8

    Kirk Pynchon was born a poor black child. He enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid. He also listens to Tito Puente albums until four in the morning.  In his spare time Kirk enjoys ripping off lines from movies and pretending they are his own.

  • Clem Rorsch
    9

    Clem Rorsch aka Ryan Sandoval is a writer and comedian based in Los Angeles, with articles published in Hustler, Slap Skateboard Magazine, and Surf Shot Digital Magazine, for which he also acts as copy editor. He contributes regularly to Mad Atoms, and writes and directs videos for the online sketch collective weaknights.com

  • Snuffy Johnson
    10

    Snuffy Johnson was born the son of poor parents in Queens, then opened a chain of dry-cleaning stores on the East side of Manhattan.  He has been married to his wife Weezy for almost thirty years, and they have a son, Lionel, who disappointed him by marrying the daughter of the honky next door.