Mad Atoms

Artie is the editor of the MadAtoms blog and constantly gets called into the boss's office to get yelled at for the filth that's posted here. He's from Los Angeles (Glendale), so punk police are afraid of him.

Randy Crenshaw's largely foolish belief that he will succeed in this industry stems entirely from a single incident in high school where he came up with the exact premise to Quantum Leap without ever having seen an episode of that show. He's been to the top of both the real Eiffel Tower in Paris and the ½ scale replica in Las Vegas.

Katy is equal parts pirate and ninja; but she is also pretty clumsy. So you would probably stand a good chance of winning if you were ever to duel.

Katie F. Ward has lived in a bunch of places so, she roots for several different football teams and has a ranking system only she can understand. She tries to eat organic food, but hasn't ruled out Restylane. She loves Jay-Z, Jeff Buckley, and Celine Dion equally. Oh, and she's a hott mess. Seriously.

Mike Leffingwell is an actor, writer and comedian in Los Angeles.  He has written material for The Onion News Network, Air America Radio and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.  He is a regular performer at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. www.doubleghost.tumblr.com

Martha considers writing for this site to be her real job, which earns her just enough to pay her friends to hang out with her and listen to her constantly whine and complain about dudes in LA and not having a real "real job." She is extremely good-looking.

Annie Kerns is an aspiring actress/writer from Macon, Ga. She believes dreams CAN come true in Hollywood, especially if you’ve got a trust fund. She’s open to the possibility of leprechauns. If she ever finds and traps one, she’s gonna negotiate one hellava trust fund.

Lane Hicks is dead.

Sam Winkler was raised by wolves in the foothills of Kentucky.  He previously worked for another giant studio's online comedy venture which briefly nurtured his dreams before taking a dump on them.  He also just started riding a bike to work, a fact that he annoyingly brings up in conversation about every two minutes.

Greg Merrick is a semi-professional smart aleck who also specializes in parallel parking and knowing when to quit. He has written for the Onion News Network and his own websites - NewsMutiny.com and ChuurchOfApathy.com