Mad Atoms

Alice White moved to Hollywood from New York to find new things to make fun of. Since she is a fair person, she also sings to serve as fodder for people to make fun of her. When not doing either, she’s probably sleeping.

Please excuse Taylor from gym today as she is not feeling well.

Sincerely,
Taylor's mother.

Brittney Barrett was slated to compete in the 1996 Olympic Games. Early murmurs of an ice dancing victory came to a screeching halt when a tragic dog sled incident rendered her unfit to compete. Now she’s here.

Nathan Bloch is a writer at Spike.com and a freelance director. He is also a freelance complainer and is more than happy to be "that guy" at any party where such a guy is needed. He has killed the buzz in cities such as Portland, Eugene, and Los Angeles, and hopes to one day wipe that smug smile off your face.

Joe's favorite film is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  But the original, not the cinematic abortion that is the remake.  In addition to writing Joe is taking a mail-order course in veterinary medicine.  He lives alone, which is mainly due to the fact that his mailbox is often filled with sick kittens.

Philosopher, essayist, visionary and cracker, Eldridge N. Houston was born in New York City. His momma called him Craig. Early this century he moved to LA, which he regards as Hell with a 3rd world motif. He struggles with shoddy hair follicles and adult on-set acne. If he offends you, contact AnAffrontToTheOverlySensitive@gmail.com. 

Dick Sunshine once doctored the Wikipedia article on keytars, deleting all references to a new, feature-laden model of keytar because he thought it partially accounted for the muted interest in his Ebay auction of an old keytar.

Lulu X was raised in a trailer park in Cleveland.  Inspired by “Malcolm X” she has given up her “slave name”.  Lulu is white and cute, but not particularly bright.  

Nelli Lugo likes fast cars and the smell of gasoline. One day she will either own an Aston Martin, or be a pyromaniac. A former goodie-two-shoes, Nelli can talk her way out of any situation. Especially ones involving drugs and/or fire.

Dave Hanson was sent from the future to defend a younger version of himself against evil cyborg robots on a mission to kill him. Dave let the cyborg robots from the future kill his younger self and then moved to Hollywood where he works as an actor, writer and stand up comedian. He has written for and appeaered on Chelsea Lately over the last two years.