Mad Atoms

Ryan usually sleeps, eats and poops at least once a day. He likes to make jokes, which usually involve a sexual organ of some sort since that's far easier than coming up with something original. On the weekends he enjoys exposing himself in the ball pit at McDonald's Play Places.

Bryce Wissel is an actor and writer. He relocated to Los Angeles after five years of performing improv and stand-up comedy in Chicago (and across the country). He grew up in the Midwest, in a white, upper-middle class family, so you and he would probably have a lot to talk about.

Ben drove from Phoenix to LA in a 2006 puke-green Pontiac Vibe, and never looked back. Ben is a writer, improviser, and performer that can be seen weekly at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre LA. Ben also contributes to the Black Eyed Peas website "DipDive.com", and has a nose that is probably bigger than yours.

Chase's hobbies/accomplishments include, weaving miniature baskets out of cornhusks, falling in love with fictional television characters, captaining imaginary cheerleading squads, collecting jumping dolphin figurines, hosting Tupperware infomercials, brewing beer in her own backyard and extreme stage-diving. She’s also a pathological liar.

Amanda Egge is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles.  She is also really cute.  If you would like to support her career she is looking for a sponsor/sugar daddy.  She probably will not sleep with you (unless you are also really cute,) but she promises many laughs and inappropriate jokes in exchange for paying her Visa bill.

Kristin Wong is a talented and good-looking writer who definitely did not write this in third person. Her guilty pleasures are 2 Live Crew and Lolcats. In addition to her writing endeavors, Kristin is also an enthusiastic and dedicated professional (wrestler).

Johnny Highland was raised in Orange County and officially moved into the Heart of Darkness (LA) in 2003. He writes and produces comedy videos for the Internet, which is impressive because it's not like anyone can do that. He spends his days working on a late night talk show, and watches an unfortunate amount of reality TV.

Sabrina Cognata is a writer and a thinker.  Since thinking and writing pays next to nothing she opted to fuck her way to the top.  Tragically, she only fucks muscle heads and miscreants.  Her big plans for 2009 are writing and Brazilian AIDS

Stories of Bob Schriner conjure images of a man whose pranks and scams are a blend of crime, audacity and high comedy. For years people debated whether he was a fictional character. MadAtoms has found him and given him a safe house in the Hollywood hills.

Emerson Dameron grew up in Nebo, North Carolina. He lives in Los Angeles. He enjoys writing, comedy, neon and cats. He is an ordained minister, and performs weddings and exorcisms at reasonable rates. His piss contains flakes of real gold.