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  • R. Will Burns
    21

    Ryan usually sleeps, eats and poops at least once a day. He likes to make jokes, which usually involve a sexual organ of some sort since that's far easier than coming up with something original. On the weekends he enjoys exposing himself in the ball pit at McDonald's Play Places.

  • Bryce Wissel
    22

    Bryce Wissel is an actor and writer. He relocated to Los Angeles after five years of performing improv and stand-up comedy in Chicago (and across the country). He grew up in the Midwest, in a white, upper-middle class family, so you and he would probably have a lot to talk about.

  • Ben Siemon
    23

    Ben drove from Phoenix to LA in a 2006 puke-green Pontiac Vibe, and never looked back. Ben is a writer, improviser, and performer that can be seen weekly at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre LA. Ben also contributes to the Black Eyed Peas website "DipDive.com", and has a nose that is probably bigger than yours.

  • Chase Darren
    24

    Chase's hobbies/accomplishments include, weaving miniature baskets out of cornhusks, falling in love with fictional television characters, captaining imaginary cheerleading squads, collecting jumping dolphin figurines, hosting Tupperware infomercials, brewing beer in her own backyard and extreme stage-diving. She’s also a pathological liar.

  • Amanda Egge
    25

    Amanda Egge is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles.  She is also really cute.  If you would like to support her career she is looking for a sponsor/sugar daddy.  She probably will not sleep with you (unless you are also really cute,) but she promises many laughs and inappropriate jokes in exchange for paying her Visa bill.

  • Kristin Wong
    26

    Kristin Wong is a talented and good-looking writer who definitely did not write this in third person. Her guilty pleasures are 2 Live Crew and Lolcats. In addition to her writing endeavors, Kristin is also an enthusiastic and dedicated professional (wrestler).

  • Johnny Highland
    27

    Johnny Highland was raised in Orange County and officially moved into the Heart of Darkness (LA) in 2003. He writes and produces comedy videos for the Internet, which is impressive because it's not like anyone can do that. He spends his days working on a late night talk show, and watches an unfortunate amount of reality TV.

  • HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
    YOUR TATTOO WON’T FLY WITH YOUR GRANDKIDS
    05 September 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Emilie Elliott
    One day, you'll have to explain to them why you got the Tasmanian Devil inked on your calf.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    HEY SPIDERMAN, I CAN SEE YOUR DICK
    03 December 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Cintia Villavicencio
    A look at the Hollywood Blvd. "actors."
  • THUG LIFE
    DONUT TIME ALMOST COST ME MY LIFE
    11 August 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Sarah Soquel Morhaim
    When forced to choose between my own physical safety and 85 cents worth of donuts, the decision was alarmingly easy.
  • POLITICALLY ERECT
    STRAIGHT TALKIN’ JOE VS. PITBULL SARAH
    01 October 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Doug Chang
    Phrases that will inevitably slip out during the vice-presidential debate...
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    MY FIRST VISIT TO AN HMO DOCTOR
    12 September 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: András Jókúti
    A harrowing tale...
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    THE PHRASE THAT PAYS
    27 August 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Janusz Miller
    Go to Hell and fuck yourself, you lazy cock!
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    A IS FOR ANONYMOUS
    02 July 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Tanya Nagar
    Your message is clear, your execution is embarrassing...
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    THE MOSH PIT
    09 May 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Ema Hashim
    What's the deal with the shirtless dude?
  • POLITICALLY ERECT
    HILLARY: THE PSYCHO EX OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
    07 May 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Marcos A. Rivera
    Despite all the math counting her out, Hillary Clinton fervently remains in the race to become the Democratic nominee for president in 2008. She has become the Democratic Party's psycho ex-girlfriend, and she's not going away without a restraining order.
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    MY AWKWARD INTERVIEW AT DREAMWORKS
    04 April 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Karina Shah
    I interviewed for a development internship at Dreamworks despite having absolutely no qualifications for the job other than that I thought working there "would be cool."
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    THE MOST MOTIVATING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
    18 August 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: András Jókúti
    Trying to make it in Hollywood takes daily motivation. I'm lucky though because I had a life-altering conversation when I was a teenager that scared me straight into a continual, perpetual state of motivation.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FILTH
    09 September 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Michael Going
    Giving tourists hepatitis since 1958.
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    MY ANXIOUS PRIORITIES ARE OUT OF WACK
    30 July 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Johanna Reed
    My job requires me to stress out about Paris Hilton's prison diet.
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    WHY I HATE THE VIEW
    12 August 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Alan Campbell
    I have the day job that every 6 year old dreams of: I watch TV.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    PEER PRESSURE DOES NOT WANE IN ADULTHOOD
    11 June 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Julien Pacaud
    Except now you have to spend you own hard earned money on gadgets and toys.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    WHERE ARE THE GYMS FOR WRITERS?
    16 September 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    Because I want to work out next to Larry David and David Cross.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    TO THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE CANTER’S DELI
    22 August 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Alexis
    Stop it.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    I’D LIKE NON-PRODUCER, PLEASE
    03 July 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Brittany Langlois
    A call for a new trend in LA dining.
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    I’M NOT READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, MR. DEMILLE
    04 September 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Janusz Miller
    The story of the first, and last, audition I ever went on.
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    OLD PEOPLE SHOULDN’T DISCUSS SEXUAL AFFAIRS
    11 June 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Artemis Günebakanli
    It's just plain gross, Barbara Walters.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    HOW NOT TO PROMOTE YOUR IMPROV SHOW
    01 August 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    I don't care if one of your members has (Reno 911!, Crossballs) written next to his name.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    I MISTOOK A BLAZING INFERNO FOR A MOVIE SHOOT
    15 May 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Dee Dee Cheriel
    As if Hollywood traffic isn't bad enough...
  • Sabrina Cognata
    28

    Sabrina Cognata is a writer and a thinker.  Since thinking and writing pays next to nothing she opted to fuck her way to the top.  Tragically, she only fucks muscle heads and miscreants.  Her big plans for 2009 are writing and Brazilian AIDS

  • Bob Schriner
    29

    Stories of Bob Schriner conjure images of a man whose pranks and scams are a blend of crime, audacity and high comedy. For years people debated whether he was a fictional character. MadAtoms has found him and given him a safe house in the Hollywood hills.

  • Emerson Dameron
    30

    Emerson Dameron grew up in Nebo, North Carolina. He lives in Los Angeles. He enjoys writing, comedy, neon and cats. He is an ordained minister, and performs weddings and exorcisms at reasonable rates. His piss contains flakes of real gold.