MADATOMS - Contributors

Artie Peterson
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Artie is the editor of the MadAtoms blog and constantly gets called into the boss's office to get yelled at for the filth that's posted here. He's from Los Angeles (Glendale), so punk police are afraid of him.
Randy Crenshaw
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Randy Crenshaw's largely foolish belief that he will succeed in this industry stems entirely from a single incident in high school where he came up with the exact premise to Quantum Leap without ever having seen an episode of that show. He's been to the top of both the real Eiffel Tower in Paris and the ½ scale replica in Las Vegas.
SPLOOGED
SPANK ME
29 February 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Sabai
You never know who is watching you watch sketchy porn.
POLITICALLY ERECT
OBAMA’S FANTASY CABINET PICKS
23 December 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Colin Foss
Iron Man. Tom Hanks. Ron Paul riding a T-Rex.
ALL FOR ROFL
HOW TO REALLY TELL IF I’M HUMAN
13 June 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Agan Harahap
The uncrackable CAPTCHAs.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
GOD’S COUNTRY
13 January 2009 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Vance Hernandez
As it turns out, everything outside of L.A. is just Texas
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
BLAST FROM THE COMEDY PAST
07 August 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Trish Gant
Listening to comedy nerds outside the UCB reminds me of a younger me.
POLITICALLY ERECT
FORGETTING 9/11
23 September 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Luciano Nascimento
An act of office terrorism...
POLITICALLY ERECT
INTERROGATION INSPIRATION
28 July 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Petitescargot
I get all my best ideas when I'm being waterboarded.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
JOEL COEN, YOUR OSCAR IS AT WILL-CALL
05 March 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Ruben Lopez
The apathetic brothers can't be bothered to go back to the Kodak to retrieve their statues.
LIVING THE DREAM
NOT THAT GOOD AT IT
15 May 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Patrick Hallé
Even though my crappy office job is so menial that for most of my waking hours I basically exist as an answering machine that occasionally needs to get up and piss, I still manage to somehow be pretty horrible at it.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
THE WIRE WAS THAT GOOD
21 October 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Yumgsta
Because our system is that fucked.
LIVING THE DREAM
AN INSIGNIFICANT PART OF THE MAGIC
27 August 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Justin Allen
I delayed the release of a major motion picture. Well, maybe.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
WHAT A FUCKING GAS
18 July 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Raphaël Vicenzi
Leave your fuel tank empty. Join the revolution.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
BRETT RATNER WEARS SKIRTS
08 May 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Sabai
Which of these celebrity anecdotes are true?
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
WILDFIRES: COME ON!
27 October 2008 / Writer: Randy Crenshaw / Artist: Geoff Moore
A 'disaster', or an excuse to tax write-off two nights at a Ritz Carlton?
Katy Rae
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Katy is equal parts pirate and ninja; but she is also pretty clumsy. So you would probably stand a good chance of winning if you were ever to duel.
Katie Ward
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Katie F. Ward has lived in a bunch of places so, she roots for several different football teams and has a ranking system only she can understand. She tries to eat organic food, but hasn't ruled out Restylane. She loves Jay-Z, Jeff Buckley, and Celine Dion equally. Oh, and she's a hott mess. Seriously.
Mike Leffingwell
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Mike Leffingwell is an actor, writer and comedian in Los Angeles. He has written material for The Onion News Network, Air America Radio and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He is a regular performer at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. www.doubleghost.tumblr.com
Martha Tagney
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Martha considers writing for this site to be her real job, which earns her just enough to pay her friends to hang out with her and listen to her constantly whine and complain about dudes in LA and not having a real "real job." She is extremely good-looking.
Annie Kerns
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Annie Kerns is an aspiring actress/writer from Macon, Ga. She believes dreams CAN come true in Hollywood, especially if you’ve got a trust fund. She’s open to the possibility of leprechauns. If she ever finds and traps one, she’s gonna negotiate one hellava trust fund.
Lane Hicks
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Lane Hicks is dead.
Sam Winkler
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Sam Winkler was raised by wolves in the foothills of Kentucky. He previously worked for another giant studio's online comedy venture which briefly nurtured his dreams before taking a dump on them. He also just started riding a bike to work, a fact that he annoyingly brings up in conversation about every two minutes.
Greg Merrick
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Greg Merrick is a semi-professional smart aleck who also specializes in parallel parking and knowing when to quit. He has written for the Onion News Network and his own websites - NewsMutiny.com and ChuurchOfApathy.com

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