Hulga West is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a burrito. She was once employed filling test tubes with DNA from rat testicles. And she liked it.
R. Will Burns
22
Ryan usually sleeps, eats and poops at least once a day. He likes to make jokes, which usually involve a sexual organ of some sort since that's far easier than coming up with something original. On the weekends he enjoys exposing himself in the ball pit at McDonald's Play Places.
Bryce Wissel
23
Bryce Wissel is an actor and writer. He relocated to Los Angeles after five years of performing improv and stand-up comedy in Chicago (and across the country). He grew up in the Midwest, in a white, upper-middle class family, so you and he would probably have a lot to talk about.
Chase Darren
24
Chase's hobbies/accomplishments include, weaving miniature baskets out of cornhusks, falling in love with fictional television characters, captaining imaginary cheerleading squads, collecting jumping dolphin figurines, hosting Tupperware infomercials, brewing beer in her own backyard and extreme stage-diving. She’s also a pathological liar.
Amanda Egge
25
Amanda Egge is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles. She is also really cute. If you would like to support her career she is looking for a sponsor/sugar daddy. She probably will not sleep with you (unless you are also really cute,) but she promises many laughs and inappropriate jokes in exchange for paying her Visa bill.
Kristin Wong
26
Kristin Wong is a talented and good-looking writer who definitely did not write this in third person. Her guilty pleasures are 2 Live Crew and Lolcats. In addition to her writing endeavors, Kristin is also an enthusiastic and dedicated professional (wrestler).
Johnny Highland
27
Johnny Highland was raised in Orange County and officially moved into the Heart of Darkness (LA) in 2003. He writes and produces comedy videos for the Internet, which is impressive because it's not like anyone can do that. He spends his days working on a late night talk show, and watches an unfortunate amount of reality TV.
Sabrina Cognata
28
Sabrina Cognata is a writer and a thinker. Since thinking and writing pays next to nothing she opted to fuck her way to the top. Tragically, she only fucks muscle heads and miscreants. Her big plans for 2009 are writing and Brazilian AIDS
MADATOMS PERSONALS
FIVE SIGNS I’LL ALLOW YOU TO RAPE ME
13 August 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Adithya Zen
Sometimes when a girl says no she means pin me down and fuck me…
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
WHAT THE FUCK WENT ON LAST NIGHT?
08 October 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Polly Steab
If you plan to get rip roaringly drunk, there are going to be consequences, but why should they be your problem?
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS SEXY SHITTING
30 July 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Sam White
Girls poop? Who knew?
SPLOOGED
BLOW IN HER FACE
22 May 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
eZellison
It's copy from an old cigarette ad. I swear.
SPLOOGED
ERECTION CORRECTION
26 August 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Daniel Henigman
How my dog's penis ruined an Irish holiday...
THUG LIFE
LAUNDROMAT WARS
16 January 2009 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Brandon Edgar
Of course you can trust me...I look nice.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
I’M LA FAT
05 December 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Giulio Iurissevich
I never knew I was thin until I got out of Los Angeles.
THUG LIFE
HOLLYWOOD AFTER-HOURS
16 June 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Adam Hendershott
Impractical advice on what to do for fun in L.A. after last call…
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
GYM DANDY
30 September 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Adam Hendershott
Yes, you’re probably one of these idiots at the gym.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
RETARD ROMANCE
04 September 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Nil Ultra
Does anyone want to have to think about retards banging?
MADATOMS PERSONALS
BANGING MR. BEAN
25 July 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Eduard Mirica
Don't be the victim of fucking an ugly person.
LIVING THE DREAM
DEAR LADIES IN LOS ANGELES
08 September 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Deniz Uzunoglu
This is more than just an open letter...more of a cry for help.
POLITICALLY ERECT
TERRORIST TRAINING
11 November 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Girda Safitri
Everyone I know avoids 9-11 jokes except for my Middle-Eastern best friend.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
LIBATION LOGIC: A GUIDE FOR THE LADIES
28 May 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Henry Yasas
Before you get drunk know what you’re getting into…
DEVELOPMENT HELL
THIS WOMAN’S TAKE ON SEX AND THE CITY
02 June 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Marcus J. Ranum
There are a ton of things I do not understand about popular culture and Sex and the City is one of them.
LIVING THE DREAM
PSYCHICS ARE BETTER THAN THERAPISTS
17 April 2009 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Benoit Aubry
Because they tell you want you want to hear.
POLITICALLY ERECT
BEST IN SHOW
10 October 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
If at first you don’t succeed, enter a contest you just can’t lose
MADATOMS PERSONALS
LA DATING: A COMPOST HEAP OF TREASURE
02 July 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Adam Hendershott
The gene pool here is shallow, like my Louboutin shoes and Louis Vuitton purse.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
THE TMZ TRAGEDY
15 September 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Brandy Eve Allen
If I wanted to see non-famous girls being drunk idiots, I would watch Girls Gone Wild.
POLITICALLY ERECT
CHERTOFF FORCED TO MOONLIGHT AS NOSFERATU
02 July 2008 / Writer:
Sabrina Cognata
/ Artist:
Hillel Aron
Recession has forced U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff to take on a second job- a Nosferatu impersonator at Universal Studios.
Emerson Dameron
29
Emerson Dameron grew up in Nebo, North Carolina. He lives in Los Angeles. He enjoys writing, comedy, neon and cats. He is an ordained minister, and performs weddings and exorcisms at reasonable rates. His piss contains flakes of real gold.
Bob Schriner
30
Stories of Bob Schriner conjure images of a man whose pranks and scams are a blend of crime, audacity and high comedy. For years people debated whether he was a fictional character. MadAtoms has found him and given him a safe house in the Hollywood hills.