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  • R. Will Burns
    21

    Ryan usually sleeps, eats and poops at least once a day. He likes to make jokes, which usually involve a sexual organ of some sort since that's far easier than coming up with something original. On the weekends he enjoys exposing himself in the ball pit at McDonald's Play Places.

  • Bryce Wissel
    22

    Bryce Wissel is an actor and writer. He relocated to Los Angeles after five years of performing improv and stand-up comedy in Chicago (and across the country). He grew up in the Midwest, in a white, upper-middle class family, so you and he would probably have a lot to talk about.

  • Ben Siemon
    23

    Ben drove from Phoenix to LA in a 2006 puke-green Pontiac Vibe, and never looked back. Ben is a writer, improviser, and performer that can be seen weekly at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre LA. Ben also contributes to the Black Eyed Peas website "DipDive.com", and has a nose that is probably bigger than yours.

  • Chase Darren
    24

    Chase's hobbies/accomplishments include, weaving miniature baskets out of cornhusks, falling in love with fictional television characters, captaining imaginary cheerleading squads, collecting jumping dolphin figurines, hosting Tupperware infomercials, brewing beer in her own backyard and extreme stage-diving. She’s also a pathological liar.

  • Amanda Egge
    25

    Amanda Egge is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles.  She is also really cute.  If you would like to support her career she is looking for a sponsor/sugar daddy.  She probably will not sleep with you (unless you are also really cute,) but she promises many laughs and inappropriate jokes in exchange for paying her Visa bill.

  • Kristin Wong
    26

    Kristin Wong is a talented and good-looking writer who definitely did not write this in third person. Her guilty pleasures are 2 Live Crew and Lolcats. In addition to her writing endeavors, Kristin is also an enthusiastic and dedicated professional (wrestler).

  • Johnny Highland
    27

    Johnny Highland was raised in Orange County and officially moved into the Heart of Darkness (LA) in 2003. He writes and produces comedy videos for the Internet, which is impressive because it's not like anyone can do that. He spends his days working on a late night talk show, and watches an unfortunate amount of reality TV.

  • Sabrina Cognata
    28

    Sabrina Cognata is a writer and a thinker.  Since thinking and writing pays next to nothing she opted to fuck her way to the top.  Tragically, she only fucks muscle heads and miscreants.  Her big plans for 2009 are writing and Brazilian AIDS

  • Emerson Dameron
    29

    Emerson Dameron grew up in Nebo, North Carolina. He lives in Los Angeles. He enjoys writing, comedy, neon and cats. He is an ordained minister, and performs weddings and exorcisms at reasonable rates. His piss contains flakes of real gold.

  • Bob Schriner
    30

    Stories of Bob Schriner conjure images of a man whose pranks and scams are a blend of crime, audacity and high comedy. For years people debated whether he was a fictional character. MadAtoms has found him and given him a safe house in the Hollywood hills.

  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    CREDIT CRUNCH
    25 November 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Mathiole
    If money is so tight, why are they giving unsolicited credit cards to fake people?
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    WAL-MART, I SAVED SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU KNOW
    03 October 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Aidan
    How the business model of the world’s largest retailer is an invitation for shoplifting.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    THE BLEACH THAT WON’T FADE YOUR JEANS
    24 October 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Mathiole
    How to get your local supermarket to buy you a new suit. Or a trip to Paris.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    THE OLD COLLEGE TRY
    11 August 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Geoff Moore
    ...to fuck the system.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL…
    29 July 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Miss Kelly Ann Doll
    If you hate me, you are really going to hate your new voicemail greeting.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    A TASTE OF POVERTY
    14 January 2009 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Damien C.
    How I ate for free for three months with no income.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    HOUSE PARTY!
    11 July 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Saddo
    If you can’t be part of the problem or the solution, be party to the race riot.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    WIN YOUR VERY OWN RASCAL SCOOTER!
    21 January 2009 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Federico Esquinca
    How to make assholes regret marketing efforts that trick the elderly.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    CANNED FOOD FOR THE NEEDY
    13 November 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Igor Ken
    How a boy beat being grounded and tormented his father with charity work.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    HOMESICK
    20 May 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Nathan Bob Jones
    Having recently moved I am forced to replace my favorite restaurants with ones in my new town.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    HELLO?…OPERATOR?
    17 March 2009 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Mylene Chung
    I just called to waste your time.
  • THE FRAUD AND THE FURY
    MY FIRST DAY IN LA
    18 July 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Geoff Moore
    But you gave it to me…so how could I steal it?
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    TASTELESS THAI TURNS INTO HIGH COMEDY…
    29 August 2008 / Writer: Bob Schriner / Artist: Derek Erdman
    With a random Fabio sighting.