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  • R. Will Burns
    21

    Ryan usually sleeps, eats and poops at least once a day. He likes to make jokes, which usually involve a sexual organ of some sort since that's far easier than coming up with something original. On the weekends he enjoys exposing himself in the ball pit at McDonald's Play Places.

  • Bryce Wissel
    22

    Bryce Wissel is an actor and writer. He relocated to Los Angeles after five years of performing improv and stand-up comedy in Chicago (and across the country). He grew up in the Midwest, in a white, upper-middle class family, so you and he would probably have a lot to talk about.

  • Ben Siemon
    23

    Ben drove from Phoenix to LA in a 2006 puke-green Pontiac Vibe, and never looked back. Ben is a writer, improviser, and performer that can be seen weekly at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre LA. Ben also contributes to the Black Eyed Peas website "DipDive.com", and has a nose that is probably bigger than yours.

  • Chase Darren
    24

    Chase's hobbies/accomplishments include, weaving miniature baskets out of cornhusks, falling in love with fictional television characters, captaining imaginary cheerleading squads, collecting jumping dolphin figurines, hosting Tupperware infomercials, brewing beer in her own backyard and extreme stage-diving. She’s also a pathological liar.

  • Amanda Egge
    25

    Amanda Egge is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles.  She is also really cute.  If you would like to support her career she is looking for a sponsor/sugar daddy.  She probably will not sleep with you (unless you are also really cute,) but she promises many laughs and inappropriate jokes in exchange for paying her Visa bill.

  • Kristin Wong
    26

    Kristin Wong is a talented and good-looking writer who definitely did not write this in third person. Her guilty pleasures are 2 Live Crew and Lolcats. In addition to her writing endeavors, Kristin is also an enthusiastic and dedicated professional (wrestler).

  • Johnny Highland
    27

    Johnny Highland was raised in Orange County and officially moved into the Heart of Darkness (LA) in 2003. He writes and produces comedy videos for the Internet, which is impressive because it's not like anyone can do that. He spends his days working on a late night talk show, and watches an unfortunate amount of reality TV.

  • Sabrina Cognata
    28

    Sabrina Cognata is a writer and a thinker.  Since thinking and writing pays next to nothing she opted to fuck her way to the top.  Tragically, she only fucks muscle heads and miscreants.  Her big plans for 2009 are writing and Brazilian AIDS

  • Bob Schriner
    29

    Stories of Bob Schriner conjure images of a man whose pranks and scams are a blend of crime, audacity and high comedy. For years people debated whether he was a fictional character. MadAtoms has found him and given him a safe house in the Hollywood hills.

  • Brendan Pepper
    30

    Brendan has worked for an awful newspaper, the two worst shows in the history of television, a few failed films, and more than one terrible website. He’s never met a man who can best him in Dr. Mario.

  • ALL FOR ROFL
    COLLEGE VS. WORLD OF WARCRAFT
    27 April 2009 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Edwin Servaas
    The government says that WoW might be a leading cause of people dropping out of college. But who says that’s a bad thing?
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    TEAM FORTRESS 2 MAKES ME HATE MYSELF
    07 July 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Yogi Kusuma
    Why does my computer feel the need to remind me of my worthlessness?
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    AMBER ALERT FOR SALE
    09 January 2009 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Sasakura Yoki
    This kidnapped child brought to you by Clear Channel.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    TOP TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT LISTS
    30 June 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Dee Slavinskas
    You know you'll read it. Or at least skim through each item and say "How the fuck is that number 5!"
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    THE WRATH OF SPORN
    24 September 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Sean Metcalf
    Spore meets Porn: The end of our current age of pornography?
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    MAGTA IV
    27 May 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Josh Sidlowski
    So, you're ok with me picking up a hooker and beating her senseless in the back of my stolen car…as long as I haven’t had a few cocktails first?
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    A NEW BREAKTHROUGH FOR VAGINA SURGERY
    14 April 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Janusz Miller
    Normally, vaginas are used for sexual intercourse, birthing children, and on the Internet, holding the occasional ringing cell phone or Heineken bottle. That just wasn't good enough for some people.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    HEADSHOT ETIQUETTE
    12 September 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Victoria Velasco
    The most important picture of their life. How do you tell them it’s horrible?
  • THUG LIFE
    FLORIDA TO BAN TRUCK NUTZ
    12 May 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist:
    I lived in Florida for a few years before moving here to Los Angeles, and it seems like I escaped just in time. The Florida legislature is cracking down on the most sacred form of self expression: Fake testicles you can hang on your trailer hitch.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    YOUR COMPUTER THINKS YOU’RE UGLY
    28 April 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Chris Nosenzo
    But it'll still pork you.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    I HOPE MYSPACE IS WRONG ABOUT ME
    13 March 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Rachel Querrien
    Because there's nothing worse than being told you're a pathetic loser by a social networking site. Is there?
  • THUG LIFE
    BATTLE OF THE ILLEGALS
    29 May 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Matthew Stubbings
    There’s more than one group of lawbreakers menacing LA.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    GUITAR HERO: A PUBLIC SHAMING
    31 March 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Walter Menegazzi
    The Nintendo DS game that threatens the good name of people who love to rock out (at home).
  • BIGGIE VS. TUPAC
    COMING SOON: ADS BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
    17 June 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Natasha Newton
    Giant monsters. Super villains. Hipsters. Everything bad happens to New York first. So, it should be no surprise that New York is the birthplace of a disturbing new form of advertising.
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    THE REAL CRISIS WITH OUR AIR
    29 August 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Edwin Servaas
    The upside to pollution...
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    ABERCROMBIE HOSPITAL. DEAR GOD, NO.
    08 July 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Adam Hendershott
    Will I be getting an MRI to the sounds of Jamiroquai?
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    ROBOT HERO
    05 August 2008 / Writer: Brendan Pepper / Artist: Kerem Şeşen
    First they took our jobs. Now they are taking our leisure time.