Matt Houghton lives in an igloo in Canada. All of his appeared writing is deciphered from urine-inscribed ice blocks.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE WALMART DRINKING GAME
01 September 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Roxie Vizcarra
Play alone or bring your friends!
MADATOMS PERSONALS
THE REALITIES OF BEING A SINGLE GUY
27 July 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
David Hwang
It's just like Chris Rock said, you're either lonely or you're bored.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHAT’S YOUR ADDICTION?
23 July 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jacob Reed
I can't quit you!
ALL FOR ROFL
AWKWARD STATUS UPDATE REFERENCE MANUAL
17 August 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Ashley Walker
My favorite are passive-aggressive updates aimed at a specific person!
THUG LIFE
SMOKING POT THROUGH THE AGES
21 June 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
weed plus muppets equals comedy.
ALL FOR ROFL
DRUNK TEXTING REFERENCE MANUAL
24 November 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jordan Monsell
Which drunk texter will you be tonight?
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF UNEMPLOYMENT
02 June 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Not nearly as fun as I thought it would be.
ALL FOR ROFL
GROWING UP WITH COMPUTER GAMES
25 June 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
A walk down nerd memory lane...
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SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS BREAKDOWN
16 April 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
See! I told you I lasted longer than 2 minutes.
ALL FOR ROFL
SEARCH ENGINES OF THE PAST
21 June 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
David Hwang
What is this Google nonesense?? Everyone knows Ask Jeeves it the way to go.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S WORST FRIENDS
28 November 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Emily Niland
Because all of your friends are perfect.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
PROPOSING YOUR KINK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND
11 May 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Nechama Frier
Matt has all these kinks. Confirmed. Sick fuck.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF HOME IMPROVEMENT
13 August 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
No, not the Tim Allen show.
LIVING THE DREAM
BUYING BOOZE UNDERAGE
19 July 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
David Hwang
Brings back memories...
LIVING THE DREAM
GETTING LUCKY TIMELINE
04 June 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Will it happen for you tonight?
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
THE REALITIES OF SHOPPING AT IKEA
08 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
I hate driving to Burbank.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
THE REALITIES OF YOUR FIRST APARTMENT
31 August 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Josh House
Freedom isn't free.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
ACTIVITIES WITH FRIENDS VS. GIRLFRIENDS
07 June 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Click on this. It's funny, I swear.
ALL FOR ROFL
TIME SPENT ON A COMPUTER WITHOUT INTERNET
18 July 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Ashley Walker
You can only mess with your screen saver settings for so long...
MADATOMS PERSONALS
THE REALITIES OF FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
17 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
The sort of person willing to sleep with me is not the sort of person I want to be friends with...
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HOW YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY
04 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
I saved myself until I found someone willing to bang me.
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HOUSE-PARTIES THROUGH THE AGES
14 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jesse Draxler
Wherein we describe how your social life is only going downhill.
LIVING THE DREAM
HOW TO SPEND YOUR FREE TIME
05 October 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Doug Chang
Don't do what I do.
06 January 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Why would anyone want their silverware all bent up anyway?
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF HOSTING A HOUSE PARTY
04 November 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
How did someone steal the iPod that the party music was playing out of???
LIVING THE DREAM
THE DRUNK COOKBOOK
25 October 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jacob Reed
The recipes you won't get from Martha or Emeril...
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF A ROAD TRIP
21 October 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
It was all going well until the driver decided to lock the windows shut and fart.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
BEING SINGLE VS. A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
04 August 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Melissa Arendt
One night stands aren't quite as exciting when you're engaged to the person.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
SERIAL KILLERS VS. SERIAL DATERS
07 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Matthew Reid
If this were a Venn Diagram, we'd have Karla Homolka in the middle.
POLITICALLY ERECT
THE OFFICIAL CONDIMENT RULES OF AMERICA
04 January 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jordan Monsell
Everyone loves condiment humor, right?
LIVING THE DREAM
METHODS TO QUIT SMOKING
28 September 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jacob Reed
And why they all fail.
POLITICALLY ERECT
ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS OF POLITICAL THOUGHT
20 October 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jordan Monsell
How to tell what that bratty little kid is going to become on day.
ALL FOR ROFL
PLAYING VIDEOGAMES VS. HAVING SEX
27 July 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Ashley Walker
They're both fun to do with your little brother. Wait, what??
LIVING THE DREAM
FAST FOOD: IS IT WORTH IT?
14 July 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Ashley Walker
We seem to love fries on our banners.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
GROCERY LIST BASED ON CASHIER HOTNESS
26 August 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
The self-check out is a real plus when buying the 2 gallon lube at the West Hollywood CVS.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
THE REALITIES OF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
01 August 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Anthony Palamaro
It's probably a lot more crying and puking than shooting guns and looking badass.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
THE REALITIES OF PUBLIC SWIMMING POOLS
13 April 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Julia Scott
Gotta love the taste of chlorine and urine.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
RELATIONSHIPS THROUGHOUT LIFE
02 March 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Don't worry. We delve into the sex lives of the elderly in this chart.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
HIPSTER SUPERHEROES
15 December 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jordan Monsell
This comic is so hipster.
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A LOSER’S GUIDE TO DOGGY STYLE
11 May 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Chris Vasso
Well, it's not exactly a guide.
LIVING THE DREAM
ENDLESS CYCLE OF HOLIDAY GIFT GIVING
03 January 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jordan Monsell
Have the crowds died down yet? I have all this crap I need to return...
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SEXUAL ROLEPLAYING VS. FANTASY ROLEPLAYING
16 March 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Melissa Arendt
Or for best results, combine the two.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF BEING SICK
27 April 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Joe Bastardo
Anyone getting sick of these "realities of?"
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DILDOS VS. POCKET PUSSIES
26 April 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Rubberphilosophy
The double standard must end.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHO’S ALONE AT THE BAR
21 November 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
Sit alone in the dark at your computer and laugh at this!
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
WWE VS UFC
14 April 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Nechama Frier
Someone is definitely getting beat up for this.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF BACKPACKING AROUND EUROPE
05 August 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
From the guy who brought you such gems as "The Realities of Unemployment" and the "The Realtiies of Being a Single Guy"...
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
HOW WE’RE STAYING COOL THIS SUMMER
27 June 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
These will make your nipples hard.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF CAMPING
15 July 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
It's all fun and games until someone freaks out on mushrooms and disappears for 7 hours.
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WHAT’S YOUR FETISH?
19 August 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Kitty Cattrall
I can only get off if the woman is wearing a clown costume and stepping on balloons with her bare feet.
LIVING THE DREAM
HAIRCUTS FOR THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD
16 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Celine Loup
This is why I have long hair...
ALL FOR ROFL
POPULAR WEBSITES SEEK HELP
30 June 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jordan Monsell
Except Google. He's doing alright.
LIVING THE DREAM
PRETENDING WE’RE HAPPY SUMMER’S OVER
21 September 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
In Los Angeles, summer pretends you!
ALL FOR ROFL
SHOCK SITES REFERENCE MANUAL
24 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Ghost-written by Rick Santorum.
POLITICALLY ERECT
THE TRUTH BEHIND CANADIAN STEREOTYPES
23 March 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Joe Bastardo
Wait, what the hell is Canada?
MADATOMS PERSONALS
HOW TO SCREW UP A DATE
08 July 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Being myself generally takes care of it.
POLITICALLY ERECT
SCIENCE VS. RELIGION
26 July 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Nechama Frier
The battle for Earth has only just begun...
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
TIMELINE OF A BRO BAR FIGHT
20 April 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jimmy Giegerich
Similar to many animal mating ritiuals.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
I HAVE THE WORST WINGMEN
19 May 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
Yes. That is the reason I can't get laid. The wingmen.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE WORST SUMMER JOBS
22 June 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Because being a teenager isn't humiliating enough without a degrading uniform.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
STAYING IN EXCUSE TRANSLATOR
06 April 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mike Shea
Honesty is never the best policy.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
JUSTIFYING NOT GOING TO THE GYM
06 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
As if you even need a justification.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
WHO’S YOUR MANCRUSH?
11 March 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Joe Bastardo
Is it so wrong to admire another man's body of work? And good looks? And strong, toned arms?
LIVING THE DREAM
KILLING TIME ON THE TOILET
15 March 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Reading Madatoms is my favorite thing to do while crapping.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
A HISTORY OF ABSURD PET TRENDS
30 July 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jacob Reed
Rock, Chia, and beyond...
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A LIFETIME OF SEX MISEDUCATION
20 January 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
David Hwang
If it wasn't for that awkward 20 minute video in the 6th grade, I wouldn't know ANYTHING about sex.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
DRINKING GAME REFERENCE MANUAL
17 November 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
You're not an alcoholic if you drink in game form.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
ADULTS LIVING WITH BRACES
04 May 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Benoit Paillè
They walk among us...
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
90S HAIRSTYLE REFERENCE MANUAL
10 September 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
David Hwang
The white male version.
LIVING THE DREAM
WAKING UP VS. WAKING UP HUNGOVER
17 September 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Doug Chang
I know which one I'll be doing tomorrow morning.
LIVING THE DREAM
HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER REFERENCE MANUAL
30 August 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
David Hwang
Those who can't do...
LIVING THE DREAM
GAY ROOMMATE DISAPPOINTMENTS
13 October 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
I've been lied to.
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RATIONALIZING UNSAFE SEX
11 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Julia Scott
The reason most of you were born...
DEVELOPMENT HELL
HOW TO IMPROVE THE BIG BANG THEORY
04 January 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Julia Scott
Replacing the lead actor with Ashton Kutcher isn't one of them.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
IF TV SHOWS STARRED THEIR PRIMARY AUDIENCE
12 October 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Emily Niland
The View stars the exact same five women.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF FRESHMAN YEAR
29 September 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
David Hwang
There's not enough humor about college on the Internet, so we had to pitch in.
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DIFFERENT ROOMS UNDER A BLACKLIGHT
01 December 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Vincent Aceves
Leave it to us to dedicate an entire article to urine, blood and semen.
LIVING THE DREAM
DINING OUT ALONE
23 May 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Julia Scott
The best way to look pathetic.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHAT YOU’RE BUYING WHEN YOU’RE DEPRESSED
05 November 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Ice Cream and Jack Daniels.
THUG LIFE
WHY YOU SHOULD GET STONED FOR CHRISTMAS
15 December 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Emily Niland
As if we have to tell you.
LIVING THE DREAM
GETTING IN TROUBLE AS A KID
20 August 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
I was a bad little boy.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
THOUGHTS DURING AN UNPLANNED PREGNANCY
28 April 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Julia Scott
See, the humor comes from the fact that men and women react differently to things.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
FIRST DATE MOOD MUSIC
11 January 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Can't get enough of your love baby...
MADATOMS PERSONALS
NEVER GO BACK TO A SUMMER FLING
13 January 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Lauren Kolesinskas
The summer functions as a sort of permanent beer-goggle.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHAT WE’RE DOING WHILE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
20 December 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jacob Reed
Bootycalling your now married high school ex.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
SHAKESPEARE IS BULLSHIT
25 May 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Yes, because Matt Houghton is a genius?
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
WHO YOU’LL FIND ON THE DANCE FLOOR
11 October 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jordan Monsell
I don't dance all I do is this. It's the same two-step with a little twist.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHO YOU’LL FIND IN MCDONALDS AT 3AM
02 May 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Nechama Frier
Most of our writing staff...
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF PUBLIC TRANSIT
19 November 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Saving the environment is great until you get stabbed by a hobo.
LIVING THE DREAM
HANGOVER CURE REFERENCE MANUAL
28 January 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Enjoy your weekend!
MADATOMS PERSONALS
GETTING OUT OF THE FRIEND-ZONE
20 October 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
Guaranteed to work.
LIVING THE DREAM
GETTING DRUNK FOR THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD
01 April 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Joe Bastardo
Now with awkward Rebecca Black "Friday" jokes.
LIVING THE DREAM
HOW WE’RE FALSELY ASSERTING OUR MASCULINITY
18 April 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Emily Niland
Being macho isn't hard, when you've got a gym membership card!
ALL FOR ROFL
IF REAL LIFE SHOPPING WAS LIKE ONLINE SHOPPING
15 November 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Emily Niland
Fortunately, both are appropriate to do totally hammered. Right?
LIVING THE DREAM
DAY DRUNK VS. NIGHT DRUNK
05 July 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Happy belated, America!
POLITICALLY ERECT
THAT POOR FRIEND
30 November 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Everyone has one.
LIVING THE DREAM
COLD CALLING FOR FUNERALS
13 May 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Daniell N. de Sousa
Let me tell you about the worst job I ever had...
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ROOMMATE SEX: THE ART OF LISTENING
06 January 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Matthew Reid
Ideally, you get a partner of your own and have an all-night vocal "fuck-off."
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WHY YOU SHOULDN’T BANG WITH THE LIGHTS ON
09 November 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Blind people have it made.
ALL FOR ROFL
TIMELINE OF AN ONLINE SELF-DIAGNOSIS
03 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Quynh Pham
The worst-case-scenario? You've got it.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF ROOMMATES
15 November 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
It's still better than living with your parents.
LIVING THE DREAM
ALLERGY REFERENCE MANUAL
26 August 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Doug Chang
Here come the hives.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF SKIING
09 December 2010 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Matt Houghton is a pussy. The editor of this site loves to ski.
LIVING THE DREAM
PLAYING “GUESS WHO?” ON SHROOMS
04 April 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Julia Scott
For ages 8 and up!
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
THE SIMILARITIES OF MACBOOKS AND TATTOOS
10 January 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
They both make people think I'm cool. Right? RIGHT?
ALL FOR ROFL
VISITING AN OLD FORUM
02 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
A lot like visiting your hometown...
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
WHO STILL GOES TO THE LIBRARY
14 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
David Hwang
Isn't there a Netflix for books yet?
SPLOOGED
WHAT ONLINE PORN IS TELLING YOU
21 March 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
You're not good enough.
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TELLTALE SIGNS YOU’RE BEING FILMED DURING SEX
24 March 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jimmy Giegerich
I hope my girlfriend doesn't see this.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHY YOU GO FOR A CIGARETTE BREAK
11 January 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Quynh Pham
Cancer is so last season.
LIVING THE DREAM
EATING FOR $20 A WEEK
10 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
It seems like most of our writers are pretty poor. Hmmm.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
TEXTING VS. CALLING
19 October 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Melissa Arendt
The only similarity they have is that I have nobody to do either of them with.
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THOUGHTS AFTER UNSAFE SEX
13 December 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Melissa Arendt
A typical Sunday morning for most of you.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
WHAT YOUR SELF-DIAGNOSIS ACTUALLY MEANS
27 October 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Tiago Almeida
This chart makes me depressed.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
HOW TO BE A PRETENTIOUS CYCLIST
01 July 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
I can't be one because my bike keeps getting stolen.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR WILL YOUR KID BE?
25 July 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
One of those medical marijuana ones with cheesy billboards, for sure.
LIVING THE DREAM
GETTING DRUNK ON THE CHEAP
02 June 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Kira Crugnale
For a generation of jobless graduates with no skills and an undeserved sense of enlightenment. Let's black out.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
EXIT STRATEGIES FOR THE VERY DRUNK
06 March 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Melissa Arendt
Because admitting you've had a bit too much to drink isn't an option.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
HBO SHOWS EXPLAINED
25 January 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jordan Monsell
By someone who's never seen them.
LIVING THE DREAM
HOW DO ADULTS MAKE FRIENDS?
13 May 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Kira Crugnale
It's ok Matt. I'll be your friend.
ALL FOR ROFL
THE BEST WEIRD YOUTUBE SUBCULTURES
02 March 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Torie Leigh
The internet truly is a wonderful place.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
BAD CONVERSATIONS BEFORE A ONE-NIGHT-STAND
30 November 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mark Jaworski
It's never too late to blow your chances.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHEN TWO POPPED COLLARS MEET
09 September 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Popped-collar humor at its finest.
LIVING THE DREAM
A COCKTAIL GUIDE FOR COLLEGE KIDS
29 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mike Shea
We're really stretching the definition of "cocktail" here.
LIVING THE DREAM
GETTING DRUNK THROUGH THE AGES
06 September 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
To alchohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
THE BENEFITS OF THE FRIEND-ZONE
01 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Torie Leigh
There's nothing better!
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
DEALING WITH STREET CANVASSERS
22 April 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Red Cross and Green Peace are nothing but trouble.
LIVING THE DREAM
YOUR STANDARDS BASED ON BEER CONSUMPTION
14 March 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Finding that fine balance between effective beer goggles and alcohol-induced impotency.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
HOW TO MAKE THE SIMPSONS GOOD AGAIN
21 March 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
We're not mad, we're just disappointed.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
CHARACTER BREAKDOWN OF MEN WITH GOATEES
08 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
But seriously just shave your goatee.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
YOUR BEST FRIEND’S WORST GIRLFRIENDS
18 January 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Emily Niland
We're doing these comics like the rest of the internet is doing those Shit ____s Say videos.
LIVING THE DREAM
SPICING UP SMALL TALK
03 October 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
How about that Justine Bieber? She's such a babe!
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
PEOPLE WHO DON’T DRESS WEATHER-APPROPRIATE
31 January 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Emily Niland
Don't be these people.
LIVING THE DREAM
TERRIBLE TWOS VS. TERRIBLE TWENTIES
12 December 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Vincent Aceves
Because shitting your pants and liking boobs never gets old.
LIVING THE DREAM
IF JOBS NEEDED BACHELOR OF ARTS GRADS
16 September 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
Then I wouldn't be working at Madatoms!
LIVING THE DREAM
FUCKING WITH FUTURE TENANTS
19 April 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
It's what they deserve for giving you those judgy looks.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
YOUR BIRTHDAY THROUGH THE AGES
27 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
Cynicism level: maximum.
THUG LIFE
THOUGHTS WHILE WALKING THROUGH THE HOOD
28 December 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Ze Burnay
The sad part is this is written by a Canadian. As if there's a "hood" there.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE STAIRCASE OF MALE BONDING
30 January 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Well, it looks more like a rollercoaster or something.
SPLOOGED
KAMA SUTRA FOR THE LOVELESS MARRIAGE
07 September 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mike Shea
This applied to most of you married types...
ALL FOR ROFL
THOUGHTS WHILE SOMEONE IS USING YOUR PC
30 June 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Melissa Arendt
Please don't find weird porn.
SPLOOGED
A GUIDE TO HIDING YOUR BONER
14 October 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Vincent Aceves
Fact: According to the Bible, after they ate the fruit in the Garden of Eden, man was punished with uncontrollable boners. Seriously, look it up.
LIVING THE DREAM
HOW WE’RE PREPARING FOR WINTER
22 November 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Melissa Arendt
Fuck you, Los Angeles.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
EMPLOYMENT THROUGH THE AGES
22 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mike Shea
Works sucks, we know.
ALL FOR ROFL
LEARNING ABOUT RURAL AMERICA ON YOUTUBE
01 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jordan Monsell
I journey through the fascinating world of morons with video cameras.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
HITTING ON THE SERVICE INDUSTRY
23 February 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
At least people who are paid to talk to you won't mace you when you creepily approach them.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
MODERN USES OF MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICES
10 October 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Shira Haberman
Gitmo not included.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
SEEING A MOVIE VS. SEEING A PLAY
13 February 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Tiago Almeida
Actor friends are useless unless they're famous.
LIVING THE DREAM
BALDNESS CURE REFERENCE MANUAL
12 September 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Vincent Aceves
Google search "Ben Affleck hair" for a good laugh.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
A BOARDROOM MEETING AT NBC
23 December 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Emily Niland
We think they're just afraid of success.
ALL FOR ROFL
YOUR COMPUTER AFTER BINGE DRINKING
03 August 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mike Shea
This is why I prefer to close all the windows without looking.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
IF BEER COMMERCIALS WERE TRUE TO REAL LIFE
12 July 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Celine Loup
They probably wouldn't have to blur out logos on episodes of Intervention.
LIVING THE DREAM
DRUNK MISTAKE REFERENCE MANUAL
30 March 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Take note for the weekend, everyone.
LIVING THE DREAM
HOW TO GORGE WHEN YOU VISIT HOME
17 March 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Julia Scott
If you're still doing the old water in the vodka bottle trick when you're 32, it's probably time to re-evaluate life.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE AWKWARD PREDRINK DRINKING GAME
10 November 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Hillary White
Getting drunk has never been less fun!
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
HOW TO CUT YOUR OWN HAIR
23 March 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Shira Haberman
Don't worry, you're a professional.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHO’S IN THE ER AT 3AM
29 November 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Ze Burnay
Oh, and the stupid writer who shouldn't try and skateboard drunk.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
A GUIDE TO HOMEMADE TATTOOING
22 June 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jonathan Zajdman
More of a cautionary tale than a guide.
POLITICALLY ERECT
CREATIONIST CHARACTER BREAKDOWN
02 April 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
Chance of going to heaven: N/A.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHAT A ROBBER WOULD STEAL FROM ME
01 November 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mark Jaworski
Not the cereal! Anything but the breakfast cereal!
SPLOOGED
THE TIME I TRIED WRITING FOR PORN
05 October 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mark Jaworski
At Madatoms, we value integrity.
ALL FOR ROFL
I WISH MY CATS WERE INTERNET CATS
02 September 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Clayton Long
If only reality came in 30 second youtube clip length.
SPLOOGED
LEARNING FROM “FEMALE-FRIENDLY” PORN
20 April 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Julia Scott
Porn: the new sex-ed!
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
“GIRLS DON’T FART” NEEDS TO STOP
04 April 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Torie Leigh
Warning: explicit and immature discussion of girls and farts inside.
ALL FOR ROFL
WHY I LOVE WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM
14 September 2011 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Ralph Bonilla
It's like porn for hip-hop nerds. Plus some actual porn.
LIVING THE DREAM
CIRCLEJERKS VS. POETRY READINGS
03 May 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Quynh Pham
Both involve dicks.
LIVING THE DREAM
AFTER-HOURS PARTY TIMELINE
17 April 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mike Shea
I heard Skrillex is going to be there.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE BENEFITS OF BEING A HOARDER
01 May 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Mike Shea
Because while there are kids starving in Africa, we have people who suffer from owning too much stuff.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF POTLUCKS
19 April 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Melissa Arendt
We mean beerlucks.
THUG LIFE
LESSONS LEARNED FROM BEING MUGGED
16 April 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Jesse Draxler
More than once. More than twice. More than three times!
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
“DARKSIDE OF OZ” SUCKS
07 May 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Lauren Kolesinskas
There are better ways to spend your stoned time.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
DATING: THE LOOKS VS. PERSONALITY DEBATE
09 May 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Shira Haberman
Fun or fuckable, that is the question.
LIVING THE DREAM
ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO GET HIGH
16 May 2012 / Writer:
Matt Houghton
/ Artist:
Vincent Aceves
You know something's wrong when you start eating a pound of nutmeg because you're bored of acid.
Worm Miller
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Worm has been trained since birth in the dangerous art of professional wordsmithery. He once snuggled a puppy. He is also the author of the international bestselling smash A Zombie's History of the United States. Fear him.
Tim Saccardo
3
Tim Saccardo is an LA-based comedy writer, director, and improviser. His credits include the TBS sitcom 10 Items or Less, the Huffington Post's Wikipedia parody site Dickipedia.org, and MTV's upcoming animated sketch show Popzilla. He also frequently writes and performs at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and their website UCBcomedy.com
Becky Bain
4
Becky likes to scuba dive, sky dive, make movies, drink fancy wine and travel. But all of those hobbies are pretty expensive, so she usually just sticks to writing. Words are cheap.
Rick Paulas
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Rick Paulas has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN The Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, and other nonsensically-named websites. In short: If you'll pay, he'll write.
Kristin Wong
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Kristin Wong is a talented and good-looking writer who definitely did not write this in third person. Her guilty pleasures are 2 Live Crew and Lolcats. In addition to her writing endeavors, Kristin is also an enthusiastic and dedicated professional (wrestler).
Ben Siemon
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Ben drove from Phoenix to LA in a 2006 puke-green Pontiac Vibe, and never looked back. Ben is a writer, improviser, and performer that can be seen weekly at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre LA. Ben also contributes to the Black Eyed Peas website "DipDive.com", and has a nose that is probably bigger than yours.
Michelle Lewis
8
Michelle was raised in the South, where she was taught "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." So, instead, she writes.
Hillel Aron
9
Hillel enjoys playing racquetball, eating steak, and reading about the American civil war. You can follow him on the twitter, or find him on the facebook and tell him how funny he is.
Clem Rorsch
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Clem Rorsch aka Ryan Sandoval is a writer and comedian based in Los Angeles, with articles published in Hustler, Slap Skateboard Magazine, and Surf Shot Digital Magazine, for which he also acts as copy editor. He contributes regularly to Mad Atoms, and writes and directs videos for the online sketch collective weaknights.com