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  • Worm Miller
    1

    In 1957, Worm tragically drowned at camp while counselors were inconsiderately having sex. Or so everyone thought. Ambiguously undead, Worm vengefully returned decades later and has been happily killing sexy idiots ever since. He's fought Corey Feldman and Freddy Krueger and gone into space. He hopes someday to fight Michael Meyers and a Predator.

  • Tim Saccardo
    2

    Tim Saccardo is an LA-based comedy writer, director, and improviser. His credits include the TBS sitcom 10 Items or Less, the Huffington Post's Wikipedia parody site Dickipedia.org, and MTV's upcoming animated sketch show Popzilla. He also frequently writes and performs at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and their website UCBcomedy.com

  • Becky Bain
    3

    Becky likes to scuba dive, sky dive, make movies, drink fancy wine and travel. But all of those hobbies are pretty expensive, so she usually just sticks to writing. Words are cheap.

  • Matt Houghton
    4

    Matt Houghton is an adolescent, who spends most of his time in a cold and dark basement in Canada, a lot of which is spent perusing Craigslist Missed Connections and convincing himself that they’re all about him. He’s also a “student” which simply means he drinks in excess, listens to 90s punk rock and eats burritos at three in the morning.

  • Kristin Wong
    5

    Kristin Wong is a talented and good-looking writer who definitely did not write this in third person. Her guilty pleasures are 2 Live Crew and Lolcats. In addition to her writing endeavors, Kristin is also an enthusiastic and dedicated professional (wrestler).

  • Ben Siemon
    6

    Ben drove from Phoenix to LA in a 2006 puke-green Pontiac Vibe, and never looked back. Ben is a writer, improviser, and performer that can be seen weekly at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre LA. Ben also contributes to the Black Eyed Peas website "DipDive.com", and has a nose that is probably bigger than yours.

  • Rick Paulas
    7

    Rick Paulas has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN The Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, and other nonsensically-named websites. In short: If you'll pay, he'll write.

  • SPLOOGED
    SEXUAL BASES THROUGH THE DECADES
    21 December 2009 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    What do the 2010's have in store for us sexually? Find out.
  • SPLOOGED
    WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE A PORNSTAR
    19 August 2009 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Manuel Rebollo
    Take a deep breath and...
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    POSSIBLE LOST SPIN-OFFS
    06 April 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Jonathan Brazeau
    Thank you alternate time line, for giving us so many spin-off possibilities!
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE REFERENCE MANUAL
    13 April 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: David Hwang
    Because if you can't learn important lessons from a sitcom, you're not a real American.
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN REFERENCE MANUAL
    14 July 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: David Hwang
    Spoiler Alert!
  • SPLOOGED
    DEFINITELY NOT AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION
    12 January 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Martin Stranka
    Just good old fashioned suicide.
  • SPLOOGED
    INTERN SEX SCANDALS: A RETROSPECTIVE
    05 January 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Edwin Servaas
    Let's hope 2010 has as much action in store as 2009 did!
  • LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
    THE HOLLYWOOD PACKS
    11 June 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: David Hwang
    We even came up with a new one. Hope you like it.
  • SPLOOGED
    THE MOST FAPPED TO WOMAN OF EVERY YEAR
    22 March 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Jose Manchado
    Well, the last 60 or so years anyway.
  • SPLOOGED
    PORNOGRAPHY THROUGH THE AGES
    09 April 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Marek Haiduk
    My favorite stuf was on cave walls, back when porn had integrity.
  • MADATOMS PERSONALS
    FIVE GIRLS THAT WILL BREAK YOUR HEART
    29 April 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: David Hwang
    Do you need to be held?
  • HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
    YOUR FAVORITE BANDS ARE FULL OF NERDS
    27 April 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: David Hwang
    NERRRDDDSSSS!!!!
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    WES ANDERSON REFERENCE MANUAL
    20 April 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: David Hwang
    Sic Transit Gloria.
  • SPLOOGED
    “THE TALK” THROUGH THE YEARS
    26 May 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Ismael Hernandez
    My understanding is that birds and bees have sex with eachother?
  • SPLOOGED
    7 WAYS TO FIX PORN
    08 October 2009 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Weronika Romowska
    Because every time you log on to the internet, it gets harder and harder to get off.
  • SPLOOGED
    THE MOST DISGUSTING CELEBRITY SEX TAPE EVER
    30 November 2009 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Sean Metcalf
    Totally NSFW!
  • SPLOOGED
    PORN-A-LIKES
    29 September 2009 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Martin Stranka
    With the Internet, anyone can become a porn star.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    DEATH ON FACEBOOK
    15 January 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: R. Zbrzezny
    Rick Paulas writes his first piece not about porn or jerking off. But at least it's about death.
  • DEVELOPMENT HELL
    JERSEY SHORE AND AVATAR - EXACTLY THE SAME?
    01 February 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Valentine Gallardo
    Whaaaaaaatttttt?????
  • SPLOOGED
    TELEMUNDO WAS THE FIRST THING I WACKED OFF TO
    13 November 2009 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Gabriel Tellez
    ¡Aye Papi!
  • LIVING THE DREAM
    WHY FARTS ARE FUNNY
    01 July 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Matthieu G
    A dissection and analysis.
  • ALL FOR ROFL
    STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT INTERNET PRIVACY
    26 July 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Henry Schreiber
    If you put your phone number on facebook, it's your own damn fault.
  • Hillel Aron
    8

    Hillel enjoys playing racquetball, eating steak, and reading about the American civil war. You can follow him on the twitter, or find him on the facebook and tell him how funny he is.

  • Michelle Lewis
    9

    Michelle was raised in the South, where she was taught "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." So, instead, she writes.

  • Kirk Pynchon
    10

    Kirk Pynchon was born a poor black child. He enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid. He also listens to Tito Puente albums until four in the morning.  In his spare time Kirk enjoys ripping off lines from movies and pretending they are his own.