In 1957, Worm tragically drowned at camp while counselors were inconsiderately having sex. Or so everyone thought. Ambiguously undead, Worm vengefully returned decades later and has been happily killing sexy idiots ever since. He's fought Corey Feldman and Freddy Krueger and gone into space. He hopes someday to fight Michael Meyers and a Predator.
Tim Saccardo
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Tim Saccardo is an LA-based comedy writer, director, and improviser. His credits include the TBS sitcom 10 Items or Less, the Huffington Post's Wikipedia parody site Dickipedia.org, and MTV's upcoming animated sketch show Popzilla. He also frequently writes and performs at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and their website UCBcomedy.com
Becky Bain
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Becky likes to scuba dive, sky dive, make movies, drink fancy wine and travel. But all of those hobbies are pretty expensive, so she usually just sticks to writing. Words are cheap.
Matt Houghton
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Matt Houghton is an adolescent, who spends most of his time in a cold and dark basement in Canada, a lot of which is spent perusing Craigslist Missed Connections and convincing himself that they’re all about him. He’s also a “student” which simply means he drinks in excess, listens to 90s punk rock and eats burritos at three in the morning.
Kristin Wong
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Kristin Wong is a talented and good-looking writer who definitely did not write this in third person. Her guilty pleasures are 2 Live Crew and Lolcats. In addition to her writing endeavors, Kristin is also an enthusiastic and dedicated professional (wrestler).
Ben Siemon
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Ben drove from Phoenix to LA in a 2006 puke-green Pontiac Vibe, and never looked back. Ben is a writer, improviser, and performer that can be seen weekly at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre LA. Ben also contributes to the Black Eyed Peas website "DipDive.com", and has a nose that is probably bigger than yours.
Rick Paulas
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Rick Paulas has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN The Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, and other nonsensically-named websites. In short: If you'll pay, he'll write.
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SEXUAL BASES THROUGH THE DECADES
21 December 2009 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
What do the 2010's have in store for us sexually? Find out.
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WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE A PORNSTAR
19 August 2009 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Manuel Rebollo
Take a deep breath and...
DEVELOPMENT HELL
POSSIBLE LOST SPIN-OFFS
06 April 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Jonathan Brazeau
Thank you alternate time line, for giving us so many spin-off possibilities!
DEVELOPMENT HELL
A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE REFERENCE MANUAL
13 April 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
David Hwang
Because if you can't learn important lessons from a sitcom, you're not a real American.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN REFERENCE MANUAL
14 July 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
David Hwang
Spoiler Alert!
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DEFINITELY NOT AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION
12 January 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Martin Stranka
Just good old fashioned suicide.
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INTERN SEX SCANDALS: A RETROSPECTIVE
05 January 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Edwin Servaas
Let's hope 2010 has as much action in store as 2009 did!
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
THE HOLLYWOOD PACKS
11 June 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
David Hwang
We even came up with a new one. Hope you like it.
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THE MOST FAPPED TO WOMAN OF EVERY YEAR
22 March 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Jose Manchado
Well, the last 60 or so years anyway.
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PORNOGRAPHY THROUGH THE AGES
09 April 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Marek Haiduk
My favorite stuf was on cave walls, back when porn had integrity.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
FIVE GIRLS THAT WILL BREAK YOUR HEART
29 April 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
David Hwang
Do you need to be held?
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
YOUR FAVORITE BANDS ARE FULL OF NERDS
27 April 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
David Hwang
NERRRDDDSSSS!!!!
DEVELOPMENT HELL
WES ANDERSON REFERENCE MANUAL
20 April 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
David Hwang
Sic Transit Gloria.
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“THE TALK” THROUGH THE YEARS
26 May 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Ismael Hernandez
My understanding is that birds and bees have sex with eachother?
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7 WAYS TO FIX PORN
08 October 2009 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Weronika Romowska
Because every time you log on to the internet, it gets harder and harder to get off.
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THE MOST DISGUSTING CELEBRITY SEX TAPE EVER
30 November 2009 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Sean Metcalf
Totally NSFW!
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PORN-A-LIKES
29 September 2009 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Martin Stranka
With the Internet, anyone can become a porn star.
ALL FOR ROFL
DEATH ON FACEBOOK
15 January 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
R. Zbrzezny
Rick Paulas writes his first piece not about porn or jerking off. But at least it's about death.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
JERSEY SHORE AND AVATAR - EXACTLY THE SAME?
01 February 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Valentine Gallardo
Whaaaaaaatttttt?????
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TELEMUNDO WAS THE FIRST THING I WACKED OFF TO
13 November 2009 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Gabriel Tellez
¡Aye Papi!
LIVING THE DREAM
WHY FARTS ARE FUNNY
01 July 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Matthieu G
A dissection and analysis.
ALL FOR ROFL
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT INTERNET PRIVACY
26 July 2010 / Writer:
Rick Paulas
/ Artist:
Henry Schreiber
If you put your phone number on facebook, it's your own damn fault.
Hillel Aron
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Hillel enjoys playing racquetball, eating steak, and reading about the American civil war. You can follow him on the twitter, or find him on the facebook and tell him how funny he is.
Michelle Lewis
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Michelle was raised in the South, where she was taught "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." So, instead, she writes.
Kirk Pynchon
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Kirk Pynchon was born a poor black child. He enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid. He also listens to Tito Puente albums until four in the morning. In his spare time Kirk enjoys ripping off lines from movies and pretending they are his own.