Mad Atoms

Stories of Bob Schriner conjure images of a man whose pranks and scams are a blend of crime, audacity and high comedy. For years people debated whether he was a fictional character. MadAtoms has found him and given him a safe house in the Hollywood hills.

Johnny Highland was raised in Orange County and officially moved into the Heart of Darkness (LA) in 2003. He writes and produces comedy videos for the Internet, which is impressive because it's not like anyone can do that. He spends his days working on a late night talk show, and watches an unfortunate amount of reality TV.

Brendan has worked for an awful newspaper, the two worst shows in the history of television, a few failed films, and more than one terrible website. He’s never met a man who can best him in Dr. Mario.

Farley Elliott is an uncompromising Pittsburgh Steelers fan from Adams Center, NY--a town so small it could not hold his ego. As a recent addition to the Los Angeles landscape, Farley can be found performing with the sketch comedy group The Seven Year Plan, or doing improv at Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Hollywood.

Saryn is an entertainment journalist and creative writer. She's the kind of chick who seems to have her shit together, but is really a hypomanic nymphet on the sly. Saryn hails from the WASP-y state of Connecticut and is a recent LA-transplant (via NYC). She has an encyclopedic memory and is a psychic friend to felines everywhere.

McLean is an actress/writer from the lovely land of Nashville. She spends her time hiking alone in the hills, writing alone in her apartment, going on lame auditions, and dodging douche bags. She is celibate but takes prenatal vitamins to make her hair grow.

Janie Mo grew up in Minnesota and became an accomplished pontoon rider by age six and was riding full throttle by age ten. Two years ago, she moved to Los Angeles and successfully began playing out her repressed Norwegian emotions on the bass guitar; pioneering a new style of bass slappin’, which unfortunately is universally ignored. This is her first time writing about herself in the third person.

Gus has a very lax attitude towards other people's feelings. He has lived in Los Angeles for a decade and enjoys how impersonal and emotionally barren the city is. Gus enjoys extreme pornography, reflecting on past failures, not having children, and being ignored.

For all Dan all the time, check out thehollywoodham.com, where he's the founder, writer, photographer, treasurer, intern, and president. He also writes for The Huffington Post and gets uncomfortable when babies stare at him.

Corinne Marshall's writing credits include the MTV Movie Awards, Comedy Central's Lil' Bush, Current TV's Infomania, MTV sketch show The Andy Milonakis Show and the Huffington Post. Her book, The Q Guide to Will and Grace, was published in September 2008. She reguarly writes and performs at the Upright Citizen's Brigade theater and UCBcomedy.com.