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INTERVIEW WITH A HIPSTER, PART 2

08.12

Hillel: What’s the name of your band?
Jared: Weird Dreams.
Hillel: Where’d you get your t-shirt?
Jared: I don’t know. It’s an old one.
Hillel: Is it actually inside out, or is it just made to look that way?
Jared: Well, I got paint on it, and it looked like bird shit, so I turned it inside out.
Hillel: Where’d you get your sunglasses?
Jared: A vintage store.
Hillel: How long have you had the beard for?
Jared: Maybe… 3 weeks?
Hillel: It took you 3 weeks to grow that beard? It would take me like six months to grow that beard.
Jared: Really?
Hillel: Well, the problem is my moustache. I look like a suicide bomber when I grow a beard. Thick, curly beard, whispy moustache. People are afraid of me.
Jared: Oh no.
Hillel: You gonna shave that beard when it gets hot?
Jared: It grows so fast, when it gets big, I just shave it and start over.
Hillel: Is that a metaphor for your music at all?
Jared: [thinks] Is my beard… like my music…. Well, it grows! Hahaha.