It's only a matter of time before aging starlets facing a midlife crisis or searching for a last-ditch grasp at fame do what they once deemed unthinkable and pose for Playboy. Rachel Hunter, LaToya Jackson, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, Charisma Carpenter; the list goes on. But what about the current generation of young starlets? When can we expect them to "jump the bunny"?
Star: Hillary Duff
Year: 2017 (age 30)
Circumstance: To promote her latest album, Suck It, which goes in a "bold, mature new direction".
Star: Jamie Lynn Spears
Year: 2026 (age 35)
Circumstance: As part of a Mother's Day special, she and her daughter pose with matching breast implants.
Star: Nicole Richie
Year: 2014 (age 33)
Circumstance: Needs money to support all five members of Good Charlotte.
Star: Paris Hilton
Year: 2014 (age 33)
Circumstance: Because Nicole Richie did it.
Star: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Year: 2018 (age 39)
Circumstance: When Ghost Whisperer is finally cancelled after 13 seasons, she must "de-CBS" herself by dropping 20 pounds and sexing up her image.
Star: Emma Watson
Year: 2032 (age 42)
Circumstance: To capitalize on the scandal from her autobiography, Harry Potter and the Unpaid Residuals.
Star: Suri Cruise
Year: 2034 (age 28)
Circumstance: Finally out from under her father’s thumb after he leads a mass suicide into an active volcano.
Star: Ashlee Simpson
Year: 2015 (age 31)
Circumstance: Fearing complete bodily disintegration as the warranty on her fake parts is about to expire, she decides to memorialize the one moment in time where she managed to look average.
Star: Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Year: Any day now...
Circumstance: Dustin Diamond overtakes her in Google hits.
