Mad Atoms

A lot of people are saying that McCain’s choice for Vice President, Sarah Palin, is a travesty because she’s totally under qualified, but I disagree.   It wouldn’t be the first time in history the VP would be a total dunce.  Hello, Dan Quayle?  The real reason Sarah Palin’s a joke is because she’s a crazy hockey mom, that hunts and equates herself to a pitbull wearing lipstick. The only thing that means to me is she’s totally aware she’s a bitch. 

My mother’s just like this so I consider myself qualified to judge such matters.  For the most part I consider her absolutely out of her mind.  Not the sort of insane where you talk to yourself while taking a shit on a public street corner, but the kind where you fly off the handle and slap a stranger.   

The reason she’s like this is because she’s a career mother.  Having the sort of control  over the lives of a tiny person is exactly like being a dictator.  You make the rules and if those rules get broken so does someone’s face.  Mothers do not function like the rest of society for this simple reason, they’re power crazed.  Once you have total control over someone’s life you can never hold court any differently. The reason choosing Sarah Palin is the kiss of death is not because she’s some pretty idiot, but because she’s a mother who’s done a terrible job parenting her children.

Her teenage daughter’s knocked up, her son’s a reported pill popping junkie and hopefully the rest will turn out as promising.  Here’s a woman that claims to put her family first, and look how they’re turning out.  If she ends up in the Oval Office I can only begin to imagine the shit storm awaiting the American people. 

I mean, if McCain wanted to prove that his running mate was a worthless, unqualified power hungry wild card he should have chosen someone a little more reasonable.  Knowing what I know about mothers like mine and how they’re terribly controlling, I’d much rather it have been someone like Naomi Campbell.  At least that way I’d know that McCain intentionally picked a running mate that personified evil, but with really nice tits.