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CANDY AND SUNSHINE MAKE ME HAPPY

03.03

When I was a little kid growing up in Cleveland all I needed to enjoy myself was candy and sunshine. If I could be outside on a clear day shoving handfuls of Skittles down my gullet then all was right with the world.  Now that I’m grown up I realize that at times life can be a complete and utter beatdown. But, frankly, I’m sick of thinking that everyone is stupid and that everything blows. So in the spirit of the New Year I’ve decided that I will no longer bitch about…well…everything. Life is too short and 2008 was too shitty. So I’ve decided to lobotomize myself and enjoy all the crappiness in the world.  You can find goodness in everything…if you just self-medicate yourself enough. 

So from now on here are the new things that will make me happy: 

AMERCAN IDOL – those kids are just singing their hearts out, doggone it! 

AUTO VOX – it’s cool that every song on the radio sounds robotic! 

THE HILLS – it sure looks real to me!

TWILIGHT – a vampire movie with no sex and no violence? Can’t wait for the sequel!