MADATOMS - Contributors

Marek Haiduk
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Graphic Designer from Germany, currently working - living - loving in Vienna.
www.marekhaiduk.de
DEVELOPMENT HELL
QUENTIN TARANTINO REFERENCE MANUAL
19 January 2010 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Violence, racial slurs, and feet. Yum.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE FIVE STAGES OF YOUR LIFE
26 June 2009 / Writer: Worm Miller / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Because life needs to be depressingly broken down.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
HOW WE’RE SPENDING VALENTINE’S DAY
12 February 2010 / Writer: Becky Bain / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Boys vs. Girls.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
SCENESTER, HIPSTER, HIPPIE
15 April 2009 / Writer: Hillel Aron / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Which one are you dealing with?
MADATOMS PERSONALS
THE COUGAR REFERENCE MANUAL
12 June 2009 / Writer: Becky Bain / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Just because they're 80, doesn't mean they aren't having sex with frat guys.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE HIGHS AND LOWS OF MALE DEVELOPMENT
10 July 2009 / Writer: Worm Miller / Artist: Marek Haiduk
And you thought teenage girls were unstable?
POLITICALLY ERECT
GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TEST
04 January 2010 / Writer: Jon Sullivan / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Find out if you're qualified!
SPLOOGED
SEXUAL BASES THROUGH THE DECADES
21 December 2009 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Marek Haiduk
What do the 2010's have in store for us sexually? Find out.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
WHAT’S ON TV?
14 October 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Who's this "Jay Leno" character I've been hearing so much about?
POLITICALLY ERECT
GENERATIONS REFERENCE MANUAL
28 August 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
And no, there's no such thing as Generation Y.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
LADIES’ EXCUSES FOR BEING SINGLE
18 March 2010 / Writer: Kristin Wong / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Yeah this was written by a girl. Keep in mind when leaving angry comments.
POLITICALLY ERECT
SOCIALIST AGENCIES DESTROYING AMERICA
21 October 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
It's time people took personal responsibility and paid for their own damn roads.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
MTV THROUGH THE AGES
19 November 2009 / Writer: Becky Bain / Artist: Marek Haiduk
We can only wonder what the future holds for our beloved Music Television.
THUG LIFE
MOST INSANE SERIAL KILLERS
15 June 2010 / Writer: Kristin Wong / Artist: Marek Haiduk
If only they'd gone into politics...
LIVING THE DREAM
YOUR CHILDHOOD GONE ADULT
14 January 2010 / Writer: Worm Miller / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Gerbils just ain't what they used to be.
ALL FOR ROFL
GROWING UP WITH COMPUTER GAMES
25 June 2010 / Writer: Matt Houghton / Artist: Marek Haiduk
A walk down nerd memory lane...
LIVING THE DREAM
GIRL’S NIGHT OUT TIMELINE
12 May 2010 / Writer: Kristin Wong / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Do I look slutty enough?
SPLOOGED
SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS BREAKDOWN
16 April 2010 / Writer: Matt Houghton / Artist: Marek Haiduk
See! I told you I lasted longer than 2 minutes.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
WHAT WOMEN THINK ABOUT SPORTS
02 October 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Hey, at least they're thinking about it.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
WHAT WE’RE DOING ON EASTER
01 April 2010 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Personally, I plan on being wasted in Vegas.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHY WE WORK
17 June 2010 / Writer: Michelle Lewis / Artist: Marek Haiduk
It's better than starving to death?
THUG LIFE
WHAT KIND OF RACIST ARE YOU?
31 July 2009 / Writer: Junior Owens / Artist: Marek Haiduk
From David Duke to Sonya Sotomayor.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
FOR LOVE OR FOR MONEY?
01 July 2009 / Writer: Michelle Lewis / Artist: Marek Haiduk
It's probably for money.
ALL FOR ROFL
TIME SPENT AT WORK
23 September 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
It certainly isn't being spent working.
POLITICALLY ERECT
RATING THE TV DEMAGOGUES
01 June 2009 / Writer: Hillel Aron / Artist: Marek Haiduk
They're as mad as hell, and so on...
THUG LIFE
DO AS I FLOW, NOT AS I ROLL
24 February 2010 / Writer: Bryce Wissel / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Some of the biggest hypocrites of Hip-Hop (Hip-Hopocrites?)...
DEVELOPMENT HELL
THE WEIRDEST SITCOMS EVER AIRED
24 May 2010 / Writer: Bryce Wissel / Artist: Marek Haiduk
From talking dinosaurs to horny ex-presidents.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
CINEMATIC MESSIAHS
17 July 2009 / Writer: Hillel Aron / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Saving the world, one tired cliche at a time.
POLITICALLY ERECT
REASONS PEOPLE BECOME COPS
02 February 2010 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
One of them being to get revenge on Dan Marino for holding the football wrong during an important field goal attempt.
LIVING THE DREAM
GETTING LUCKY TIMELINE
04 June 2010 / Writer: Matt Houghton / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Will it happen for you tonight?
DEVELOPMENT HELL
NICKELODEON VS. THE OLYMPICS
16 February 2010 / Writer: Ben Siemon / Artist: Marek Haiduk
We pit the Winter Olympics against 90's Nickelodeon game shows in the ultimate showdown! Do you have it? Guts!
DEVELOPMENT HELL
WHAT I’VE LEARNED FROM 80’S CARTOONS
02 December 2009 / Writer: Worm Miller / Artist: Marek Haiduk
We all know He-Man was gay. But Uncle Scrooge?
LIVING THE DREAM
WHY GUYS PLAY SPORTS
11 January 2010 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
DEVELOPMENT HELL
THE RICHEST CARTOON CHARACTERS
09 June 2010 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Excellent.
POLITICALLY ERECT
HOW WE’RE GOING GREEN
09 December 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
But my Hummer limo is a hybrid!
ALL FOR ROFL
KNOW YOUR INTERNET CULTS
20 May 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Because identifying that they're a cult is the first step to completely ignoring them.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
CELEBRITY MURDERERS REFERENCE MANUAL
04 November 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Killing someone is a great way to revive your career.
LIVING THE DREAM
HOW WE’RE SPENDING NEW YEARS EVE
30 December 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
I feel hung over already.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
ACTIVITIES WITH FRIENDS VS. GIRLFRIENDS
07 June 2010 / Writer: Matt Houghton / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Click on this. It's funny, I swear.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
A POP CULTURE HISTORY OF SAD BASTARDS
09 July 2010 / Writer: Jacob Harper / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Sadness is a 12 billion dollar industry.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
04 May 2010 / Writer: Bryce Wissel / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Please don't say Doctor or Lawyer.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
SEX AND THE CITY VS. GOLDEN GIRLS
27 May 2010 / Writer: Ben Siemon / Artist: Marek Haiduk
These old hags need to get it together and be more like the Golden Girls.
THUG LIFE
KNOW YOUR SCARY CLOWNS
07 July 2010 / Writer: Ben Siemon / Artist: Marek Haiduk
They're all scary.
ALL FOR ROFL
FACEBOOK, TWITTER, OR MYSPACE
21 August 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
A venn diagram to waste your time.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
5 ONCE GREAT DIRECTORS WHO NOW SUCK
15 December 2008 / Writer: Becky Bain / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Hitchcock is shaking his head in disapproval from the grave.
SPLOOGED
PORNOGRAPHY THROUGH THE AGES
09 April 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Marek Haiduk
My favorite stuf was on cave walls, back when porn had integrity.
POLITICALLY ERECT
KNOW YOUR RIGHT WINGERS
10 March 2010 / Writer: Emerson Dameron / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Here come the angry Ron Paul supporters...
LIVING THE DREAM
SIGNS YOU’VE STOPPED GIVING A CRAP AT WORK
31 March 2010 / Writer: Kristin Wong / Artist: Marek Haiduk
The first sign is you're reading this site.
THUG LIFE
DRUG ADS OF THE FUTURE
31 December 2009 / Writer: Emerson Dameron / Artist: Marek Haiduk
In honor of 2010...
LIVING THE DREAM
REASONS PEOPLE GET MARRIED
04 September 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Don't worry, it's sarcastic.
POLITICALLY ERECT
MANUFACTURED ILLNESSES
07 October 2009 / Writer: S.H. Blannelberry / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Think of it as a hypochondriacs reference manual.
SPLOOGED
(FAKE REASONS) WHY SHE WON’T SLEEP WITH YOU
06 November 2009 / Writer: Becky Bain / Artist: Marek Haiduk
The real reason is she doesn't like you.
THE ROAD TO COMIC-CON
HOW TO SNEAK INTO COMIC-CON
04 June 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
This article is part 1 of our "Road To Comic-Con" series, getting you ready for the nerdiest week of your life.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
SHITTY FOOD TRENDS REFERENCE MANUAL
09 February 2010 / Writer: Alexandra Wayne / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Since when did twitter become a necessity for eating from a truck??
LIVING THE DREAM
LIFE AMONGST EXTRAS
30 June 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Because getting a desk job sucks THAT much.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
THE CRAZY-HOT CURVE
16 November 2009 / Writer: Snuffy Johnson / Artist: Marek Haiduk
How much insanity a man puts up with is directly proportional to how attractive a woman is.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
THE FUTURE OF BROMANCE CINEMA
15 July 2009 / Writer: Clem Rorsch / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Like a couch rash, it will spread broey dudeness into other genres…
SPLOOGED
PORN FOR BIBLIOPHILES
29 March 2010 / Writer: Michelle Lewis / Artist: Marek Haiduk
It was the breast of times, it was the other breast of times.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
FIRST GENERATION ASIANS VS. THEIR PARENTS
23 March 2010 / Writer: Kristin Wong / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Yes, this is stereotyping. Before you start complaining, yes it was written by an Asian.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF CAMPING
15 July 2010 / Writer: Matt Houghton / Artist: Marek Haiduk
It's all fun and games until someone freaks out on mushrooms and disappears for 7 hours.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
HOW TO SCREW UP A DATE
08 July 2010 / Writer: Matt Houghton / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Being myself generally takes care of it.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
LOVE ADVICE FROM THE MOVIES
03 August 2010 / Writer: Michelle Lewis / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Apparently, hiring a prostitute or knocking up a random chick are surefire ways to find love.
SPLOOGED
EXCUSES WHY HE CAN’T GET IT UP
25 January 2010 / Writer: Emerson Dameron / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Just give me 5 more minutes. I swear it'll come back!
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
NEVER MEET YOUR IDOLS
16 March 2009 / Writer: Becky Bain / Artist: Marek Haiduk
They probably don’t want to meet you, either.
BIGGIE VS. TUPAC
THINGS YOU’LL ONLY FIND IN THE MIDWEST
16 January 2009 / Writer: Matt Manser / Artist: Marek Haiduk
If you're looking for unironic mullets, this is the place.
LIVING THE DREAM
HOW WE’RE SPENDING FATHER’S DAY
18 June 2010 / Writer: Mike Leffingwell / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Personally, I'll be watching the episode of Fresh Prince where Will's dad abandons him yet again.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
I DON’T DO 818
22 August 2008 / Writer: Alex D. Reid / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Apparently, city girls are just not that into San Fernando Valley guys.
LIVING THE DREAM
THE REALITIES OF BACKPACKING AROUND EUROPE
05 August 2010 / Writer: Matt Houghton / Artist: Marek Haiduk
From the guy who brought you such gems as "The Realities of Unemployment" and the "The Realtiies of Being a Single Guy"...
POLITICALLY ERECT
YOU’RE GROUNDED. IN NEBRASKA. FOREVER.
21 November 2008 / Writer: Katie Ward / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Now is not the time to screw up.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
KNOW YOUR GYPSY CURSES
12 July 2010 / Writer: Ben Siemon / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Don't fuck with gypsies.
LIVING THE DREAM
WHO’S COMING TO THANKSGIVING DINNER?
25 November 2009 / Writer: Tim Saccardo / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Just be glad your relatives aren't giving you disease ridden blankets after you're done eating.
MADATOMS PERSONALS
OY VEY: HOOKING UP WITH A CONSERVATIVE JEW
07 January 2009 / Writer: Becky Bain / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Goyim aren’t looking all too bad.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
DEATH IN MOVIES: AM I GOING TO DIE?
21 July 2010 / Writer: Mike Leffingwell / Artist: Marek Haiduk
If you're black, the dog, or a dreamer, it's not looking too good.
POLITICALLY ERECT
OTHER TRAGEDIES ON 9/11
11 September 2009 / Writer: Matt Manser / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Tasteless.
SPLOOGED
BONER PILLS REFERENCE MANUAL
11 August 2010 / Writer: Rick Paulas / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Better start paying attention. You're not getting any younger.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
INSTANT INDIE
26 September 2008 / Writer: Clem Rorsch / Artist: Marek Haiduk
How to create your very own indie scene...
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
UNDERSTANDING BEARS
27 August 2009 / Writer: Junior Owens / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Wow. Who knew there were so many kinds?
LIVING THE DREAM
HOW ARE WE CELEBRATING MEMORIAL DAY?
28 May 2010 / Writer: Jacob Harper / Artist: Marek Haiduk
If there's a way to respect fallen soldiers while sober, I don't know it.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
MY PERSONAL TRAINER IS CRAZY
16 October 2008 / Writer: Becky Bain / Artist: Marek Haiduk
A 22 year old former meth-head with an eating disorder tries to give me advice on how to live a healthier life – I can't help but love her!
DEVELOPMENT HELL
HOLLYWOOD’S 7 LAYERS OF REJECTION
06 May 2009 / Writer: Kirk Pynchon / Artist: Marek Haiduk
It’s like a delicious seven- layer dip…made entirely of cow shit.
POLITICALLY ERECT
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE COMING DEPRESSION
26 February 2009 / Writer: Hillel Aron / Artist: Marek Haiduk
The soft bigotry of low expectations, minus the bigotry.
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
HONEST TO BLOG, I STILL LIKE JUNO, DAMMIT
30 October 2008 / Writer: Becky Bain / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Just cause something’s popular, it doesn’t mean it sucks.
ALL FOR ROFL
ADDICTED TO BLOG STATS
11 December 2008 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Is there rehab for Google Analytics?
LIVING THE DREAM
GETTING IN TROUBLE AS A KID
20 August 2010 / Writer: Matt Houghton / Artist: Marek Haiduk
I was a bad little boy.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
THE GOLDEN AGE OF PIZZA
13 February 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Has the pizza era ended?
HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW
MY HERO, CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER
23 January 2009 / Writer: Katie Ward / Artist: Marek Haiduk
You've made it so much easier to spot douchebags.
THE ROAD TO COMIC-CON
NO MONEY FOR A HOTEL?
16 June 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
This article is part 2 of our "Road To Comic-Con" series, getting you ready for the nerdiest week of your life.
ALL FOR ROFL
WORDS I NEVER WANNA SEE ON CRAIGSLIST AGAIN
25 July 2008 / Writer: Clem Rorsch / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Chill. Drama. 420 Friendly.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
ANATOMY OF A STAND-UP SET
22 July 2010 / Writer: Kristin Wong / Artist: Marek Haiduk
This guy knows what I'm talking about.
THE ROAD TO COMIC-CON
READ THE DAMN EVENTS SCHEDULE
07 July 2009 / Writer: Geoffrey Golden / Artist: Marek Haiduk
This article is part 3 of our "Road To Comic-Con" series, getting you ready for the nerdiest week of your life.
ALL FOR ROFL
INSTANT MESSAGE ANXIETY
02 February 2009 / Writer: Matt Manser / Artist: Marek Haiduk
I'll send you a message, but it won't be instant.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
HOLLYWOOD HORSESHIT HIT LIST
17 December 2008 / Writer: Emerson Dameron / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Forbidden phrases, and what they really mean.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
I WAS NEARLY SHANKED IN CIRCUIT CITY
31 March 2009 / Writer: Mark Harris / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Buyer beware.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
WILL ANYONE BUY CHINESE DEMOCRACY?
24 November 2008 / Writer: Matt Manser / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Besides Axl, that is.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
DON’T WORK WITH FAMILY
17 November 2008 / Writer: Snuffy Johnson / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Unless your last name is Spielberg.
DEVELOPMENT HELL
FILM CREW ON YOUR STREET
22 January 2009 / Writer: Gus Winkler / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Don't plan on getting any sleep...
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
WHERE ARE THE GYMS FOR WRITERS?
16 September 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Marek Haiduk
Because I want to work out next to Larry David and David Cross.
LA SURVIVAL GUIDE
HOW NOT TO PROMOTE YOUR IMPROV SHOW
01 August 2008 / Writer: Johnny Highland / Artist: Marek Haiduk
I don't care if one of your members has (Reno 911!, Crossballs) written next to his name.
David Hwang
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Edwin Servaas
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An artist and graphic designer from Amsterdam, Edwin has a love for the 60’s and 70’s culture which is reflected in his taste in music, personal art and sometimes in his commissioned work. His idols include Herman Brood, Martin Kaye and Andy Warhol. Edwin can be found online at www.edwinservaas.com.
Jordan Monsell
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Born in New York and now residing in Los Angeles, Jordan's work lies somewhere between the whimsical and the absurd. Please visit his website at: www.jordanmonsell.com
Doug Chang
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bringing you visual weaponry for aesthetic wars!
http://www.dougchang.com/
truck
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i ate at Subway with Tony Todd aka the Candyman once.
www.movingunits.com
Kitty Cattrall
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http://www.elaboyd.com/
Sean Metcalf
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i graduated from the university of the arts with a BFA in illustration. beyond their subject matter, i like for my pieces to hold up on their own, with a certain level of beauty, even if the subject matter bores him (or her). i enjoy political commentary, and strong personal emotions in art. www.seanmart.com
J.R. Baldwin
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I try to capture a part of the world that many people aren't aware of, while observing the causality of various sciences on human discourse and perception. Working with a combination of exploring, teaching, and visual stimulation in a variety of mediums influences my creative process. http://www.jrbaldwin.com/
Josh House
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I'm a printmaker from Colorado. I border somewhere between absurdist and surrealist. I'm neurotic and I read too much Kafka.
fadingseven.deviantart.com

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