Mad Atoms

In which the drug-dealing host of an open mic insults an L.A. vagrant...

Why let Postal Service employees have all the fun?

We can never know for sure what kind of fetishes Rush Limbaugh gets off on, but I’ll sure as hell take a guess.

It's true. They are.

Trying to make it in Hollywood takes daily motivation. I'm lucky though because I had a life-altering conversation when I was a teenager that scared me straight into a continual, perpetual state of motivation.

One of the plus sides of living in Los Angeles is the abundance of cheap but delicious taco shacks. The secret ingredient is penis.