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INTERVIEW WITH A HIPSTER, PART 2

08.12

Hillel: What’s the name of your band?
Jared: Weird Dreams.
Hillel: Where’d you get your t-shirt?
Jared: I don’t know. It’s an old one.
Hillel: Is it actually inside out, or is it just made to look that way?
Jared: Well, I got paint on it, and it looked like bird shit, so I turned it inside out.
Hillel: Where’d you get your sunglasses?
Jared: A vintage store.
Hillel: How long have you had the beard for?
Jared: Maybe… 3 weeks?
Hillel: It took you 3 weeks to grow that beard? It would take me like six months to grow that beard.
Jared: Really?
Hillel: Well, the problem is my moustache. I look like a suicide bomber when I grow a beard. Thick, curly beard, whispy moustache. People are afraid of me.
Jared: Oh no.
Hillel: You gonna shave that beard when it gets hot?
Jared: It grows so fast, when it gets big, I just shave it and start over.
Hillel: Is that a metaphor for your music at all?
Jared: [thinks] Is my beard… like my music…. Well, it grows! Hahaha.

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3 Comment(s)

  • Conn Artist says:
    August 15, 2008 8:49pm Of course this guy hates Morrisey. Not in touch with his sexual side and wants to look like Cat Stevens. I bet he loves taquerias and his "oh you wouldn't know 'em" record collection...dirty s.o.b.
    Comment rating: 1
  • Stoney Sharp says:
    August 12, 2008 1:58pm I am getting learned up on hipsters. Thank you Hilly.
    Comment rating: 0
  • mj says:
    September 18, 2008 12:42am can you do more of these? i think they really show what a fabulous jew, and writer, and jew writer you are.
    Comment rating: 0

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