Hey folks, Rumpelstiltskin here. Have you ever wanted to see something so awesome that it rattles your brain inside your head, smashes it into the back of your skull, and you'll have brain juice dripping out your ear holes!?!!! Well, check out the MASSIVE DUMP that Mark Harris took on the 4th of July!
If you don't know who Mark Harris is you haven't been paying attention to the poop scene for the past few years, he's just one of the hottest anuses on the scene and sure to go down in history as asshole of the century, MARK MY WORDS!! This Poocasso's style is unique and stylistic, and his July 4th B.M. exemplifies his stylish style perfectly. It's easily the best dooky of the year and probly the century and could go down as the best of all-time!!!!!!....!!!!!!
Why is it so great you ask? Because it kicks ass, thats why!!! Harris knows the intricacies of what makes shit work, and he does it! I marveled at the sublime subtleness and gasped at the extreme largeness of the deuce-droppage. With this shit, he has dismantled the status quo on how caca is supposed to be.This poop is HUGE and MAGICAL!!!
Seriously think about it, if the Dalai Lama would ever pinch a loaf like this it would be hailed on the cover of Time magazine, it's such absolute poetry!!!
In a fascinatingly unique way, though, the poopcicle isn’t meant to be taken seriously, but at the same time almost expertly dares you not to treat it with respect. Not only does it play seriously with its raw material, but it doesn’t disappear into the trap of falling into repetitively dull seriousness.
In case I’m not making it abundantly clear, I WORSHIP THIS DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!! If you like to laugh and don’t mind sheding a tear, this is a stool you’ll want to sample again and again.
PS—The Dark Knight rules!!!
