Mad Atoms

Even though my crappy office job is so menial that for most of my waking hours I basically exist as an answering machine that occasionally needs to get up and piss, I still manage to somehow be pretty horrible at it.

I’m stacking furniture and re-arranging boxes of old scripts and movie posters in a place so depressing I want to forget that I’m nearly 30 and, at one time, had a promising career and a sense of dignity. 

I lived in Florida for a few years before moving here to Los Angeles, and it seems like I escaped just in time. The Florida legislature is cracking down on the most sacred form of self expression: Fake testicles you can hang on your trailer hitch.

What's the deal with the shirtless dude?

Which of these celebrity anecdotes are true?

Despite all the math counting her out, Hillary Clinton fervently remains in the race to become the Democratic nominee for president in 2008. She has become the Democratic Party's psycho ex-girlfriend, and she's not going away without a restraining order.