Mad Atoms

Mark Harris is the token black guy and is good at it. After all, he's been the token black guy writing for websites like PopMatters, About.com, Napster, and even his own site, BlackHorrorMovies.com. So, don't any of you ambitious Negroes get any ideas about invading his turf; there can be only one.

Jack likes beer, Heavy Metal, and weird porn – usually in that order. He is a part time actor and a mediocre screenwriter. Most days (and nights) he feels like a two dollar whore on nickel night – and likes it.

Matt Manser is a writer/comedian based in Los Angeles.  He is the head writer for "Big News," a weekly topical sketch show at IO West, writes sketches for shows at the UCB Theater, and writes videos for UCBComedy.com.  Oh, and he has also written for CMT's "Trick My Truck."

Born on the 4th of July, S.H. Blannelberry was once a swinger of birches.  Until the forest burned down.  And, although his Fireworks Display Operator Certification has been unceremoniously revoked following the accident, he still retains his manhood (in a glass jar, on his nightstand). 

Ryan usually sleeps, eats and poops at least once a day. He likes to make jokes, which usually involve a sexual organ of some sort since that's far easier than coming up with something original. On the weekends he enjoys exposing himself in the ball pit at McDonald's Play Places.

Hulga West is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a burrito. She was once employed filling test tubes with DNA from rat testicles. And she liked it.

Amanda Egge is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles.  She is also really cute.  If you would like to support her career she is looking for a sponsor/sugar daddy.  She probably will not sleep with you (unless you are also really cute,) but she promises many laughs and inappropriate jokes in exchange for paying her Visa bill.

Chase's hobbies/accomplishments include, weaving miniature baskets out of cornhusks, falling in love with fictional television characters, captaining imaginary cheerleading squads, collecting jumping dolphin figurines, hosting Tupperware infomercials, brewing beer in her own backyard and extreme stage-diving. She’s also a pathological liar.

Emerson Dameron grew up in Nebo, North Carolina. He lives in Los Angeles. He enjoys writing, comedy, neon and cats. He is an ordained minister, and performs weddings and exorcisms at reasonable rates. His piss contains flakes of real gold.

Johnny Highland was raised in Orange County and officially moved into the Heart of Darkness (LA) in 2003. He writes and produces comedy videos for the Internet, which is impressive because it's not like anyone can do that. He spends his days working on a late night talk show, and watches an unfortunate amount of reality TV.